About this season
The Bernie Mac Show is an American sitcom that aired on Fox for five seasons from November 14, 2001 to April 14, 2006. The series featured comic actor Bernie Mac and his wife Wanda raising his sister's three kids: Jordan, Bryana, and Vanessa.
Episodes (16)
1. Big Brother
Aired 8 September 2004 • 22 min
Vanessa confronts Bernie for looking through her things; Bernie buys security cameras to see what the family's doing, which more he bargained for. Guest appearance by Snoop Dogg.
2. Stiff Upper Lip
Aired 15 September 2004 • 22 min
Bernie decides that 8-year-old Bryana is too old to be riding her bike with training wheels. She crashes, and a guilty Bernie volunteers to take her class to the museum. Jordan steals an old cast from the hospital and wears it at school to get out of gym class.
3. Being Bernie Mac
Aired 22 September 2004 • 22 min
Bernie is hoping for some peace and quiet as he prepares for a performance that night, but he must deal with the kids when Wanda's business meeting runs long.
4. Mac Overdrive
Aired 29 September 2004 • 22 min
Bernie gives Vanessa driving lessons, but he goes overboard while teaching Vanessa. Out of nowhere, he gets his truck towed away and he also gets glasses.
5. My Privacy
Aired 14 January 2005 • 22 min
Bryana accidentally walks in on Bernie getting ready for his bath. Vanessa is not happy when Bryana moves into her room. Bernie and Wanda decide that it may be time to remodel the house, much to the dismay of Bernie's wallet.
6. Who Gives This Bride
Aired 14 January 2005 • 22 min
Bernie's sister announces that she and her fiance, Monroe (Cedric Yarbrough) are eloping to Las Vegas. Wanda offers to have the wedding at the Mac house.
7. Nerdy Mac
Aired 21 January 2005 • 22 min
Bernie and Wanda are not satisfied with Bryana's test scores, and decide to enroll her at Jordan's school. As a result, Jordan is depressed because the kids at school think he's a nerd.
8. Stone Nuts
Aired 28 January 2005 • 22 min
Jordan wants to be more popular in school, so Bernie teaches him to gamble, but the trick soon backfires. Wanda's birthday is coming up, and Bernie searches for a rare cognac-colored diamond.
9. Jack & Jacqueline
Aired 4 February 2005 • 22 min
Wanda decides to enroll the kids in an organization that teaches social skills to young people, with Vanessa instantly making new friends, who manage to get themselves into trouble & in mall jail.
10. Manchild in Vanessa Land
Aired 11 February 2005 • 22 min
Vanessa's new boyfriend is 18 years old, and has a child by a former girlfriend; Bernie confronts Vanessa about her new boyfriend and gets under her skin about it; Bernie reveals to Wanda that he thinks Vanessa is having sex.
11. You Don't Know Squad
Aired 18 February 2005 • 22 min
Bernie is happy that Vanessa has joined the Spirit Squad, until he sees the racey costumes and provocative routines. Jordan enlists Bryana and her friends to help him sell a product.
12. You Got Served
Aired 25 February 2005 • 22 min
Bryana's birthday party results in a lawsuit after she bounces high in the moon house and accidentally sending the girl flying. When Bernie hears about this, he tries to find a way to prevent the lawsuit from happening.
13. I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More
Aired 11 March 2005 • 22 min
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl, Bernie teaches Jordan how to be a "player". Vanessa wants to attend a hip-hop concert.
14. The Big Picture
Aired 18 March 2005 • 22 min
Bernie hires a personal assistant. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H becomes the victim of Jordan's prank phone calls.
15. The Music Mac
Aired 1 April 2005 • 22 min
Bernie wants to encourage Vanessa's burgeoning musical talent. Guest appearance by Isaac Hayes.
16. Walk Like a Man
Aired 8 April 2005 • 22 min
Bernie feels that Jordan is ready to walk home from school by himself, but his walk home days are over after Jordan and his friends pick on a crabby neighbor. Vanessa has a wardrobe malfunction while swimming.