About this season
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
Episodes (27)
1. Recap
Aired 12 October 2010 • 3 min
OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?
2. Clone
Aired 14 October 2010 • 2 min
Comet is back! Thank you, science!
3. Cheating
Aired 19 October 2010 • 3 min
Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.
4. Woody Allen
Aired 21 October 2010 • 2 min
Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.
5. Trick-or-Treat
Aired 26 October 2010 • 1 min
Tricking is less calorific than treating.
6. Hoffmoween
Aired 28 October 2010 • 2 min
Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.
7. Excuses
Aired 2 November 2010 • 2 min
My dog ate this video description.
8. Presentation
Aired 4 November 2010 • 2 min
The best presentation in the history of history class.
9. Driving
Aired 9 November 2010 • 3 min
Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It’s very hard.
10. Woody Allen 2
Aired 11 November 2010 • 2 min
Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.
11. Naked
Aired 16 November 2010 • 2 min
Bodyguard’s in his birthday suit.
12. Fired
Aired 18 November 2010 • 2 min
Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!
13. Hired
Aired 23 November 2010 • 2 min
One girl’s trash is another girl’s bodyguard.
14. Photo Shoot
Aired 30 November 2010 • 3 min
A face that only her sister could love.
15. Bath
Aired 2 December 2010 • 2 min
Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.
16. Presentation 2
Aired 7 December 2010 • 3 min
I put my Louisiana Purchase on my Amex.
17. Conference
Aired 9 December 2010 • 2 min
Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.
18. Sexy Time
Aired 14 December 2010 • 2 min
Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.
19. Sick
Aired 16 December 2010 • 2 min
It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.
20. Confession
Aired 21 December 2010 • 2 min
Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.
21. Church
Aired 28 December 2010 • 3 min
The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.
22. Vegas (1)
Aired 4 January 2011 • 3 min
23. Vegas (2)
Aired 6 January 2011 • 3 min
24. Vegas (3)
Aired 11 January 2011 • 3 min
Deserts are even scarier than desserts.
25. Vegas (4)
Aired 13 January 2011 • 3 min
Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.
26. Gold Rush
Aired 18 January 2011 • 3 min
Is a gold rush when Tiffany’s has a sale?
27. Presentation 3
Aired 20 January 2011 • 3 min
Always present on an empty stomach.