Roseanne — Season 2

Aired 12 September 1989 • 23 min

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

Aired 19 September 1989 • 23 min

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

Aired 26 September 1989 • 23 min

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

Aired 3 October 1989 • 23 min

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.

Aired 10 October 1989 • 23 min

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

Aired 24 October 1989 • 23 min

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

Aired 31 October 1989 • 23 min

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

Aired 7 November 1989 • 23 min

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

Aired 21 November 1989 • 23 min

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

Aired 28 November 1989 • 23 min

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

Aired 5 December 1989 • 23 min

When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

Aired 12 December 1989 • 23 min

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

Aired 2 January 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

Aired 9 January 1990 • 23 min

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

Aired 23 January 1990 • 23 min

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

Aired 30 January 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

Aired 6 February 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

Aired 13 February 1990 • 23 min

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

Aired 20 February 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

Aired 27 February 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

Aired 20 March 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

Aired 10 April 1990 • 23 min

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

Aired 1 May 1990 • 23 min

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

Aired 8 May 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.