
About this season
The first guy to do stuff
Episodes (13)

1. The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
Aired 7 February 2019 • 2 min
Why can't I just take anything I want though?

2. The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
Aired 10 April 2019 • 1 min
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

3. The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
Aired 2 June 2019 • 3 min
Hey person, what's your sound?

4. The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
Aired 7 July 2019 • 2 min
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

5. The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
Aired 31 July 2019 • 4 min
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

6. The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
Aired 12 August 2019 • 3 min
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

7. The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
Aired 2 September 2019 • 5 min
I'm gonna smell like flowers.

8. The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
Aired 11 September 2019 • 6 min
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

9. The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
Aired 4 October 2019 • 6 min

10. The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
Aired 31 October 2019 • 3 min
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

11. The First Guy To Ever Dream
Aired 16 November 2019 • 6 min
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

12. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
Aired 13 December 2019 • 4 min
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

13. The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
Aired 27 December 2019 • 5 min