About this season
Internet Slutts is a bizarre, off-beat comedy series about a couple of twisted puppets whose lives revolve around the Internet. Set in a skanky basement apartment, Internet Slutts stars MURK, a drug-addled bicycle courier, and his best friend WALLY, a pompous, opinionated fellah who bears a striking resemblance to a two foot tall penis. Savvy net browsers, Wally and Murk head to the web whenever they need to answer a pressing question such as "Is peeing on people really a highly erotic sex act or just bad manners?" They surf when they're researching a new hobby, looking for ways to scam some quick cash, or just plain bored and in the mood to waste valuable time building a virtual cow. They also leave the apartment occasionally - to get a brand new scrotal Celtic tattoo, rent their favourite adult videos, or take a survey of movie theatre urinal techniques.
Episodes (18)
1. Wally's Narcissus
Aired 21 April 2000
Wally, after having bailed on numerous dates, finally admits that he is in love... with himself.
2. Wally's Sick Show
Aired 28 April 2000
Wally is sick and trying to avoid getting his temperature taken (rectally). The guys then go online to see what may be causing Wally's ailments.
3. This is Your Brain on the Internet
Aired 5 May 2000
Forced to endure a Friday night sober, Wally and Murk venture out on the internet to find the dumbest sites they can.
4. Solving the Mystery of Women
Aired 12 May 2000
When Murk is unsuccessful at picking-up... they decide to go online to solve the mystery of women.
5. Murk's New Thing
Aired 26 May 2000
Murk is realizing that he's no longer on the cutting edge of fashionable trends... of course this is after he gets his scrotum tattooed. He then surfs the web trying to find out a new trend to make him cool again.
6. Murk's Cash Crisis
Aired 2 June 2000
Murk has no money and tries to find easy ways to make some cash.
7. The Fetish Show
Aired 9 June 2000
Murk's new girlfriend has him wondering about the different types of fetishes out there, which leads Wally and Murk on a quest to see which fetish is right for Murk.
8. Wally's New Hobby
Aired 16 June 2000
Feeling too old for the club scene, Wally decides he needs to find himself a new hobby.
9. Wally's Muddled Muse
Aired 23 June 2000
10. Wally's Sex Tour
Aired 30 June 2000
11. Murk's Reeducation
Aired 7 July 2000
12. Amurkan Gigolo
Aired 14 July 2000
Murk decides to become a male gigolo.. though his inexperience and undersized penis aren't helping his new found career.
13. Murk's Paranoia
Aired 21 July 2000
14. WallyFest
Aired 28 July 2000
15. If You Were Murk, Could You Live With Yourself?
Aired 4 August 2000
16. MurkCam
Aired 18 August 2000
After Murks pays for access to watch someones webcam of them doing basically nothing, the two decide to setup a webcam show of their own.
17. A Clockwork Wally
Aired 25 August 2000
18. Death Takes a Deductible Junket
Aired 21 November 2000