Car 54, Where Are You? — Season 2

Aired 16 September 1962 • 30 min

Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.

Aired 23 September 1962 • 30 min

Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.

Aired 30 September 1962 • 30 min

When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.

Aired 7 October 1962 • 30 min

The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.

Aired 14 October 1962 • 30 min

When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?

Aired 21 October 1962 • 30 min

Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.

Aired 28 October 1962 • 30 min

A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.

Aired 4 November 1962 • 30 min

Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.

Aired 11 November 1962 • 30 min

Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.

Aired 18 November 1962 • 30 min

When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.

Aired 25 November 1962 • 30 min

Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.

Aired 2 December 1962 • 30 min

The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.

Aired 9 December 1962 • 30 min

When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.

Aired 16 December 1963 • 30 min

After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?

Aired 30 December 1962 • 30 min

To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?

Aired 6 January 1963 • 30 min

A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.

Aired 13 January 1963 • 30 min

Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it

Aired 20 January 1963 • 30 min

An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.

Aired 27 January 1963 • 30 min

The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.

Aired 3 February 1963 • 30 min

Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?

Aired 10 February 1963 • 30 min

Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?

Aired 17 February 1963 • 30 min

After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.

Aired 24 February 1963 • 30 min

The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!

Aired 3 March 1963 • 30 min

When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.

Aired 10 March 1963 • 30 min

A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.

Aired 17 March 1963 • 30 min

When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars.

Aired 24 March 1963 • 30 min

Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.

Aired 31 March 1963 • 30 min

Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.

Aired 7 April 1963 • 30 min

At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career.

Aired 14 April 1963 • 30 min

A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.