About this season
Svetlana is a comedy series starring Israeli-American comedienne Iris Bahr. It premiered on HDNet on May 27, 2010 and comprises two seasons.
Episodes (12)
1. Me Love You Decent Amount of Time
Aired 27 April 2011
An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.
2. Narnia
Aired 4 May 2011
After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)
3. Water-Board Certified
Aired 11 May 2011
Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.
4. Amerimorphation
Aired 18 May 2011
Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.
5. Corkage Fee
Aired 25 May 2011
Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)
6. Mom! Dad!
Aired 1 June 2011
Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.
7. Milking It
Aired 8 June 2011
When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exactly what Svetlana was anticipating.
8. Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream"
Aired 15 June 2011
While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.
9. Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF"
Aired 22 June 2011
Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend's nymphomaniacal tendencies.
10. Yearning for Zionism
Aired 29 June 2011
Svetlana tries to prevent Vlad from pimping Natasha on the streets in the middle of the night—and ends up brainwashed by a religious cult.
11. Bringing Up Baby
Aired 6 July 2011
When Marina and Liam announce their desire for a baby, Svetlana goes looking for a suitable sperm donor.
12. Look It!
Aired 13 July 2011
An exterminator contaminates the brothel with poison spray and the family goes on their first ever camping trip to get fresh air.