About this season
The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
Episodes (5)
1. The Great Escaper
Aired 15 February 1996
Louis and Briggs are cuffed to a notoriously slippery customer as they escort him to his latest prison by train. So how do they end up crossing the Yorkshire moors carrying a toilet door?
2. Fur Coat, No Knickers
Aired 15 February 1996
Louis and Briggs are called in to investigate a murder that has taken place during the re-creation of a medieval battle scene. However they are more concerned with the police football quiz.
3. Back To Class
Aired 29 February 1996
After Briggs and Louis manage to murder the last female white-flippered turtle on the planet, they are only too pleased to investigate a drug scandal at an exclusive girls school.
4. Sacked
Aired 7 March 1996
Briggs and Louis mistake the new Superintendent for a stripper at Cattams farewell party.
5. The Wembley Stadium Mystery
Aired 14 March 1996
Although Louis and Briggs have been assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.