The King of Queens — Season 3

Aired 2 October 2000 • 25 min

Carrie is turned on by an imitation of Rico done by Doug; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.

Aired 9 October 2000 • 25 min

Carrie has Doug sign a card for her boss' twenty years at the company and is asked to participate in his banquet roast.

Aired 16 October 2000 • 25 min

Doug vows to lose 30 pounds.

Aired 23 October 2000 • 25 min

Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.

Aired 30 October 2000 • 25 min

Doug wants a new car and against Carrie's advice, buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the IPS company are going on strike, forcing Carrie to work major overtime to compensate for his mistake.

Aired 6 November 2000 • 25 min

With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.

Aired 13 November 2000 • 25 min

Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going stir crazy. But they're driving Carrie and Kelly nuts. Eventually, Doug and Deacon return to work leaving Arthur alone.

Aired 20 November 2000 • 25 min

Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur who quickly recalls some other Thanksgivings.

Aired 27 November 2000 • 25 min

Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents...

Aired 4 December 2000 • 25 min

Arthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.

Aired 11 December 2000 • 25 min

A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.

Aired 8 January 2001 • 25 min

Doug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.

Aired 29 January 2001 • 25 min

Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.

Aired 5 February 2001 • 25 min

Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.

Aired 12 February 2001 • 25 min

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

Aired 19 February 2001 • 25 min

After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that they should resolve arguments verbally. Arthur dates a woman who claims she dated Frank Sinatra.

Aired 26 February 2001 • 25 min

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage sitcom characters.

Aired 19 March 2001 • 25 min

Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she turns her father's care over to Doug.

Aired 9 April 2001 • 25 min

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

Aired 16 April 2001 • 25 min

Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. Carrie runs into a co-worker who asks Kelly out on a date.

Aired 30 April 2001 • 25 min

Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents. When they ask him to sign their living will and his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended.

Aired 7 May 2001 • 25 min

Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards.

Aired 14 May 2001 • 25 min

Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him.

Aired 21 May 2001 • 25 min

Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Arthur insists that Doug build him his own bathroom in the basement.

Aired 28 May 2001 • 25 min

Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby and he takes on a second job so that they can save extra money before the due date. Arthur is annoyed that Doug still hasn't finished his bathroom.