Married... with Children — Season 7
Domestic bliss was never like this!
About this season
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.
Episodes (26)
1. Magnificent Seven
5.5Aired 13 September 1992 • 22 min
Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.
2. T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
7.0Aired 20 September 1992 • 22 min
Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.
3. Every Bundy Has a Birthday
6.5Aired 27 September 1992 • 22 min
Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.
4. Al on the Rocks
6.5Aired 4 October 1992 • 22 min
Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.
5. What I Did for Love
6.8Aired 11 October 1992 • 22 min
Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.
6. Frat Chance
7.0Aired 25 October 1992 • 22 min
Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.
7. The Chicago Wine Party
6.3Aired 1 November 1992 • 22 min
The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.
8. Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
6.9Aired 8 November 1992 • 22 min
Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.
9. Rock of Ages
6.8Aired 15 November 1992 • 22 min
Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.
10. Death of a Shoe Salesman
6.2Aired 22 November 1992 • 22 min
Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.
11. The Old College Try
7.6Aired 13 December 1992 • 22 min
Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.
12. Christmas
6.0Aired 20 December 1992 • 22 min
Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.
13. Wedding Show
7.5Aired 10 January 1993 • 22 min
Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.
14. It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
6.7Aired 24 January 1993 • 22 min
Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.
15. Heels on Wheels
7.1Aired 7 February 1993 • 22 min
Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.
16. Mr. Empty Pants
5.8Aired 14 February 1993 • 22 min
Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.
17. You Can't Miss
7.5Aired 21 February 1993 • 22 min
Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.
18. Peggy and the Pirates
7.0Aired 28 February 1993 • 22 min
Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.
19. Go for the Old
6.5Aired 14 March 1993 • 22 min
Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.
20. Un-Alful Entry
7.1Aired 28 March 1993 • 22 min
Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.
21. Movie Show
7.5Aired 11 April 1993 • 22 min
The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.
22. 'Til Death Do Us Part
7.1Aired 25 April 1993 • 22 min
Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.
23. 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
6.9Aired 2 May 1993 • 22 min
Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.
24. Old Insurance Dodge
7.1Aired 9 May 1993 • 22 min
Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.
25. The Wedding Repercussions
7.5Aired 16 May 1993 • 22 min
Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.
26. The Proposition
7.3Aired 23 May 1993 • 22 min
Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.