Married... with Children — Season 9
Domestic bliss was never like this!
About this season
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.
Episodes (26)
1. Shoeway to Heaven
7.6Aired 4 September 1994 • 22 min
After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.
2. Driving Mr. Boondy
6.3Aired 11 September 1994 • 22 min
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
3. Kelly Breaks Out
7.7Aired 18 September 1994 • 22 min
Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.
4. Naughty but Niece
6.5Aired 25 September 1994 • 22 min
Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.
5. Business Sucks (1)
7.1Aired 2 October 1994 • 22 min
NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.
6. Business Still Sucks (2)
7.0Aired 9 October 1994 • 22 min
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
7. Dial B for Virgin
7.2Aired 16 October 1994 • 22 min
Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.
8. Sleepless in Chicago
7.9Aired 23 October 1994 • 22 min
Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.
9. No Pot to Pease In
7.6Aired 6 November 1994 • 22 min
Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.
10. Dud Bowl
5.2Aired 13 November 1994 • 22 min
Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.
11. A Man for No Seasons
6.7Aired 27 November 1994 • 22 min
When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.
12. I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
7.6Aired 11 December 1994 • 22 min
Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
13. I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
7.3Aired 18 December 1994 • 22 min
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
14. The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
6.1Aired 8 January 1995 • 22 min
Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.
15. Kelly Takes a Shot
7.4Aired 15 January 1995 • 22 min
Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.
16. Get the Dodge Outta Hell
7.2Aired 5 February 1995 • 22 min
On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.
17. 25 Years and What Do You Get?
7.3Aired 12 February 1995 • 22 min
Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.
18. Ship Happens (1)
6.2Aired 19 February 1995 • 22 min
The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.
19. Ship Happens (2)
7.6Aired 26 February 1995 • 22 min
The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.
20. Something Larry This Way Comes
7.0Aired 12 March 1995 • 22 min
Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.
21. And Bingo Was Her Game-O
7.4Aired 26 March 1995 • 22 min
Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.
22. User Friendly
7.1Aired 9 April 1995 • 22 min
While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.
23. Pump Fiction
7.3Aired 30 April 1995 • 22 min
Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.
24. Radio Free Trumaine
6.9Aired 7 May 1995 • 22 min
In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.
25. Shoeless Al
7.4Aired 14 May 1995 • 22 min
Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.
26. The Undergraduate
6.9Aired 21 May 1995 • 22 min
A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.