About this season
When New York mafia caporegime Jimmy Falcone kills his mob boss, he and his family enter the Witness Protection Program and move to the small, snowy town of Regina, Saskatchewan.
Episodes (20)
1. Havana Kill Castro
Aired 28 October 2015 • 22 min
McCool takes the Falcones to Cuba on vacation. Jimmy hates it for being a ‘Communist hell-hole’, but cheers up when he discovers that killing Castro can get him ‘Super-Made' and land him back on top in New York.
2. Universal Prostitution and Pizza Fridays
Aired 13 November 2015 • 22 min
Jimmy calls Cheech a ‘Bum', doing the worst thing one goodfella can do to another: telling him the truth about himself. Cheech decides to run for Mayor of Regina to prove he's not a bum.
3. Just Stick It in That There Doo-Dad
Aired 20 November 2015 • 22 min
When Cookie finds a photo album of Jimmy’s gumars (girlfriends) from the old life (Cheech’s fault), Jimmy takes her away for a romantic weekend and they wind up at a swinger's convention (again, Cheech’s fault).
4. Confetti Deathblow
Aired 27 November 2015 • 22 min
Through a misunderstanding, Cookie starts to think Petey is gay. She does her best to support him, but is shocked when it turns out he's not gay, he's into LARP (Live Action Role Playing).
5. Jimmy Gets Goosed
Aired 4 December 2015 • 22 min
Jimmy's boss Toby makes him take anger management then invites Jimmy over for dinner to meet his horrible mother. Cheech starts dating Greta, but Jimmy thinks he’s only trying to steal a valuable statue she owns.
6. Casino Loyale
Aired 11 December 2015 • 22 min
Jimmy convinces Regina Tourism to open a casino. He winds up being a big casino boss, but gets into a rivalry with Cookie when she gets hired to run the native casino. Petey gets accepted into the popular group at school.
7. Vagina's Got Talent
Aired 18 December 2015 • 22 min
Cookie enters Theresa in Regina's Got Talent to stick it to a rival mother who's son is a three-time winner. Theresa wants to do her own songs, but Cookie makes her do middle-of-the-road stuff to impress the judges.
8. New York State of Blind Drunk
Aired 1 January 2016 • 22 min
Jimmy, Cheech, and McCool get hammered one night and awaken in Jimmy's old house in New York. They have to get out of New York but keep running into the mob. Petey finds an old picture of Cookie with a man who looks like him, who he thinks is his real dad.
9. Cookie's Ovary-actin'
Aired 8 January 2016 • 22 min
When Cookie gets baby fever and wants another kid, Jimmy refuses to sleep with her. Problem is, he “feels the need” but can’t find a place to “empty the tanks”. Theresa, Gina, and Petey house-sit for one of McCool’s colleagues.
10. Royal Canadian Groping Pariah
Aired 22 January 2016 • 22 min
When Jimmy sees a seemingly compromising picture of McCool with Theresa (it’s totally innocent), he ruins McCool’s life and gets him kicked off the force. Petey’s iPhone app is stolen by Richard Wheatthin’s company.
11. What the F#@K Is the Grey Cup
Aired 29 January 2016 • 22 min
Jimmy and Cheech become big CFL fans and invite the Saskatchewan Rough Riders over for a barbecue. The entire team gets food poisoning on the eve of the Grey Cup. Jimmy forms a team to play the Grey Cup in their place.
12. Saskquatchewan
Aired 5 February 2016 • 22 min
Jimmy and Petey go on a hunting trip and come home with a Sasquatch (Dave Foley). Jimmy learns how hard McCool's job is when he has to babysit the Bigfoot. Meanwhile, Cheech winds up as a seeing eye dog for a blind woman he's attracted to.
13. Nonna You Business
Aired 12 February 2016 • 22 min
Jimmy’s aged great-grandmother from Italy is dying so McCool arranges for her to visit Regina. Jimmy and the family have to fool Nonna (Andrea Martin) into thinking they still in live in New York and are mafia bigshots.
14. Layin' Some Pipeline
Aired 19 February 2016 • 22 min
Jimmy and Cheech help the premiere of Saskatchewan pass a controversial law that brands anti-oil pipeline protestors as terrorists. Problem is, Petey was protesting the pipeline and is now a wanted man. Jimmy has to go on the lam with Petey.
15. Keepin' up With the McFelchers
Aired 26 February 2016 • 22 min
Jimmy’s new neighbor turns out to be a Quebec biker who’s also in witness protection. Jimmy is banned from associating with him, but then realizes his new pal is about to commit a heist. Jimmy has to stop the robbery… or join in.
16. Hot, Wet, Amphibious Summer
Aired 4 March 2016 • 22 min
Petey gets a summer job at the tourism bureau and lies about Regina history while running a bus tour. His lies prove so popular that Petey is promoted and becomes Jimmy’s boss. When Jimmy is disobedient at work, Petey fires him.
17. Horse Springs Paternal
Aired 11 March 2016 • 22 min
Horse gets Jimmy and Cheech’s new racehorse pregnant so they sue McCool. In order to pay the boys back, McCool must track down his deadbeat dad, Staunch McCool. As McCool reconnects with his dad, Jimmy realizes the guy is a con-man who’s taking advantage.
18. An Unmarried Bra Whisperer
Aired 18 March 2016 • 22 min
When Cookie discovers that Jimmy was engaged to someone else when he met her, but never mentioned it, she moves out. Now living on her own, Cookie finds a job as a bra-fitting consultant and proves to be a genius at the job.
19. Spicy Apocalypse
Aired 25 March 2016 • 22 min
In an effort to raise money to send Petey to an underwater science school, Jimmy sells a formula Cheech invented for spice neutralizer to Wheatthin. When the formula is stolen, the family must investigate the crime and find the culprit.
20. Vengence Wore a Unitard
Aired 1 April 2016 • 22 min
Carlo Gambini tracks the Falcones to Regina. He’s there to kill Cheech… or is he there just to see Gina again. Gina’s faced with a choice: side with the only boy she’s ever “like-liked” or save Uncle Cheech from certain death.