Episodes (95)
1. White Mages are Jerks
Aired 5 January 2011
The best defense is a crappy offense.
2. Mega Man Needs To Go
Aired 7 January 2011
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
3. Mortal Kombat Friendship
Aired 14 January 2011
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
4. Lifeguard Mario
Aired 14 January 2011
No holding down B in the pool area.
5. The Mario Bros. Go Halfsies
Aired 18 January 2011
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
6. Mortal Kombat Pervert
Aired 19 January 2011
Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
7. Mario Paint Torture
Aired 25 January 2011
Don't even get him started on Creed.
8. Excitebike Shop
Aired 26 January 2011
Overheating is radical.
9. Double Dragon Girlfriend
Aired 1 February 2011
8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
10. Castlevania S&M
Aired 3 February 2011
It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.
11. Angry Birds Friendship
Aired 8 February 2011
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
12. Sonic's Gambling Problem
Aired 11 February 2011
What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
13. Resident Evil Roommate
Aired 14 February 2011
This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
14. Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party
Aired 15 February 2011
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
15. White Mage Dad is Racist
Aired 22 February 2011
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
16. The Koopa King's Speech
Aired 24 February 2011
He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
17. Metal Gear Solid Box Trouble
Aired 1 March 2011
18. Rejected Sega Intros
Aired 1 March 2011
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
19. Everybody Hates Crono
Aired 8 March 2011
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
20. King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People
Aired 8 March 2011
21. Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter)
Aired 15 March 2011
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
22. Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked Last
Aired 16 March 2011
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
23. The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon
Aired 21 March 2011
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
24. Kazooie is Kidnapped
Aired 22 March 2011
Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
25. Final Fantasy Cover Bard
Aired 29 March 2011
We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
26. The Mushroom King
Aired 1 April 2011
"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.
27. Robotnik Breaks Down
Aired 5 April 2011
Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.
28. Ken Gets Excited
Aired 5 April 2011
He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.
29. Doodle Jump Fall
Aired 12 April 2011
The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
30. Link's Death
Aired 18 April 2011
Our heart containers go out to his family.
31. Ice Climbers Cliffhanger
Aired 18 April 2011
He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
32. Mario's Horrifying Discovery
Aired 20 April 2011
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
33. Rampage Apology
Aired 25 April 2011
Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
34. Mario With A Portal Gun
Aired 26 April 2011
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
35. Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins
Aired 4 May 2011
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
36. Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down
Aired 10 May 2011
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
37. Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party
Aired 12 May 2011
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
38. Noob Saibot is a Noob
Aired 16 May 2011
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
39. Angry Birds vs. Tiny Wings
Aired 17 May 2011
Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
40. How Blinky Died
Aired 18 May 2011
He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
41. Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe
Aired 24 May 2011
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
42. Mortal Kombat Sitcom
Aired 24 May 2011
They're going to kill you....
43. Captain America Uses Drugs
Aired 2 June 2011
He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
44. Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike
Aired 8 June 2011
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
45. The Diablo Townspeople Should Move
Aired 10 June 2011
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
46. Kung Lao's Hat is Dull
Aired 14 June 2011
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
47. Mario Meets With His Agent
Aired 15 June 2011
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
48. Sim City Monster Hates Your City
Aired 20 June 2011
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
49. Contra Henchman Strategy
Aired 22 June 2011
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
50. Mario Dumps Pauline
Aired 27 June 2011
"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.
51. Plants vs. Zombies Wall-nut Gets Bitten
Aired 7 July 2011
Teamwork is infectious.
52. If Classic Games Had DLC
Aired 7 July 2011
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
53. Link to the Past with a Portal Gun
Aired 11 July 2011
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
54. Sonic Meets With His Agent
Aired 12 July 2011
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
55. Falco Adjusts His Attitude
Aired 21 July 2011
"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.
56. Ghosts 'n Goblins Blacksmith
Aired 22 July 2011
57. Inbred Yoshi
Aired 2 August 2011
His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
58. Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up Comedy
Aired 2 August 2011
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
59. Samus Meets With Her Agent
Aired 10 August 2011
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
60. Mega Man With a Portal Gun
Aired 11 August 2011
Dr. Wily wants him gone.
61. Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough
Aired 15 August 2011
Speed runs save lives.
62. Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man X
Aired 16 August 2011
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
63. Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner
Aired 23 August 2011
64. Chill Penguin is Chill
Aired 24 August 2011
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
65. Tifa Embarrasses Barret
Aired 2 September 2011
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
66. Tails Can't Die
Aired 6 September 2011
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
67. Smash Bros. Fatalities
Aired 9 September 2011
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
68. Mega Man X Charges Too Much
Aired 12 September 2011
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
69. Judgmental Mortal Kombat
Aired 13 September 2011
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
70. A Boy and his Blob Reunion
Aired 23 September 2011
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
71. Luigi Wears Red
Aired 23 September 2011
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
72. Captain Falcon Can't Get Insurance
Aired 26 September 2011
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
73. Diddy Kong Country
Aired 28 September 2011
Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
74. NBA Lockout Jam
Aired 4 October 2011
The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
75. Bahamut Wants to Hang Out
Aired 11 October 2011
You will rue the day you summoned him.
76. Mistaken Hero Identities
Aired 11 October 2011
77. Mario's Mushroom Mix-up
Aired 17 October 2011
Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
78. NES Ninja Turtles Theme Song
Aired 18 October 2011
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
79. Robotnik Finally Wins
Aired 24 October 2011
This isn't the game over he asked for.
80. Mario is a Furry
Aired 25 October 2011
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
81. The Frogger Menace
Aired 2 November 2011
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.
82. Bastion Narrator Invades Other Games
Aired 3 November 2011
Initializing raspy voice mode...
83. Vision Wants to be in the Avengers Movie
Aired 8 November 2011
You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
84. Double Dragon Dad
Aired 8 November 2011
It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.
86. Chrono Trigger Time Travel Mix-Up
Aired 15 November 2011
Don't cross the (time) streams.
87. Mario Responds to PETA
Aired 23 November 2011
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
88. Link's Yard Sale
Aired 23 November 2011
Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.
89. Gordon Freeman Meets With His Agent
Aired 28 November 2011
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.
90. Boos Man Up
Aired 29 November 2011
Night of the living dread.
91. Spy Hunter Pranksters
Aired 5 December 2011
Never trust the guy in the van.
92. How Diablo Destroyed Tristram
Aired 6 December 2011
93. Pac-Man Plays Skyrim
Aired 12 December 2011
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.
94. QWOP Guy Has Sex
Aired 14 December 2011
It's all in the limbs.
95. The Night Before Mario's Christmas
Aired 19 December 2011
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
96. It's a Wonderful Extra Life
Aired 19 December 2011
A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.