Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide — Season 1, Episode 5: Guide to: Crushes & Dances

Episode synopsis

Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut head wants to ask her to the dance. Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.

About Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

More episodes from Season 1

• E1Guide to: The First Day & Lockers
• E2Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
• E3Guide to: Detention & Teachers
• E4Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
• E6Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees
• E7Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
• E8Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections
• E9Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
• E10Guide to: Notes & Best Friends
• E11Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
• E12Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
• E13Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus