About this season
Star-ving is a web series of episodes running eight to ten minutes, based very loosely on the life of David Faustino from Married... with Children. His co-star is Corin Nemec, who played the title character in Parker Lewis Can't Lose. The start date for the episodes was January 16, 2009. The series is a production of FNB Entertainment LLC in association with Sony Pictures Television, webcast on Crackle.
Episodes (12)
1. Begging Ed
Aired 18 January 2009
David Faustino tries to solicit money from former co-star Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy), with no help from Corin.
2. Gilbert's Kid
Aired 18 January 2009
Dave kills Sparky, Gilbert Gottfried's 34-year-old mentally challenged son.
3. Straight Outta Compton
Aired 18 January 2009
Coolio saves Dave from an angry black mob that Corin knows well.
4. Married with Children..The Movie
Aired 25 January 2009
Dave's big chance to play his old role is usurped by Seth Green. The rest of the 'family' likes the idea.
5. The Scheize Flick
Aired 1 February 2009
Dave gets an offer to make a film in Germany. After celebrating with Ron Jeremy, he arrives to find he'll be doing more than 'brown-nosing' on the set.
6. Just One Drink
Aired 8 February 2009
Executives from 'The Network' including Ahmed Best (Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars) offer Dave a show. But then Dave downs a beer to commemorate the occasion, and things go south.
7. Starving…Literally
Aired 15 February 2009
Dave and Corin run into all kinds of trouble trying to find something to eat, some involving Kato Kaelin.
8. Going O.J
Aired 20 February 2009
When the porn shop needs cash to survive, Dave, his mom, and Corin travel to Las Vegas to steal back some unusual memorabilia.
9. Stealing Alan Thicke
Aired 20 February 2009
Kidnapping Alan Thicke to extort money from his pop star son does not turn out like Dave and Corin thought it would.
10. El Al-Qaeda
Aired 27 February 2009
Ed Asner plays twins in the episode, one a therapist, the other the head of a major foreign studio. Things are looking up for Dave and Corin until a misunderstanding takes place.
11. Getting Huge
Aired 13 March 2009
After an ill-fated trip to the gym, during which Dave happens upon his ex-wife and Coolio doing some inappropriate stretching, a locker room encounter turns ugly.
12. Deliverance
Aired 13 March 2009
Corin decides that he and Dave need a vacation, so they visit Corin's cousins in Kentucky and somehow wind up working in a meth lab.