About this season
A.C.C.A.A. licensed appraiser Kim Parker takes you into the world of appraising items dredged from the bottom of the lake.
Episodes (19)
1. Chicken Wire⧸Muddy Pot
Aired 17 July 2012 • 4 min
David "Kim" Parker is appraising dredged items in Helcomb County, and Captain Hiram has a mass of chicken wire that may not be worth as much as originally thought.
2. Mountain Dew Can Provides Pleasant Challenge For Appraiser
Aired 24 July 2012 • 2 min
Kim sleuths down the origin of a Mountain Dew can, with unexpected results.
3. 100 iPhones Found In Lake
Aired 31 July 2012 • 2 min
Virgil is back with a bag full of iPhones he dredged from the lake, but he makes a classic dredger mistake.
4. Revolting Silt
Aired 7 August 2012 • 3 min
Captain Hiram's suction dredge brings back more than he bargained for.
5. Pilfering Pete's Briefcase
Aired 14 August 2012 • 2 min
Pete finds an old briefcase that looks a lot like one Kim used to own, but it's anything but a happy reunion.
6. Shitbucket Of John Wilkes Booth
Aired 21 August 2012 • 3 min
Kim is forced to make an appraisal on a priceless US history artifact after Milt invokes the Dredger's Guild laws.
7. Coins⧸Pen
Aired 28 August 2012 • 3 min
Virgil brings in a dredged pen.
8. Hound On The Dock
Aired 4 September 2012 • 2 min
Virgil's dredged guitar gives Kim a chance to showcase his talents.
9. Suspicious Hat
Aired 11 September 2012 • 2 min
Hiram brings in an empty hatbox, but there is more to this appraisal than meets the eye.
10. Misappraisal
Aired 18 September 2012 • 3 min
Kim makes a formal apology for an error he made in the past. Later, Kim must refuse a generous gift in order to keep his job.
11. Snake Eggs
Aired 25 September 2012 • 3 min
Kim grapples with his morality as a dredged item risks damaging the Helcomb County dredging industry.
12. Dredged Stereo?
Aired 2 October 2012 • 3 min
Kim gives an austere warning to a wayward dredger. Later: where did Pete get that golf club?
13. Splintered Wood
Aired 9 October 2012 • 2 min
Kim explores an old, splintered wooden plank. Kim and Cranst butt heads over the quality of this dredged item.
14. Judge Dredge
Aired 16 October 2012 • 4 min
Santonio pinch-hosts for his brother while Kim recovers from an appraising-related injury. Santonio teaches Virgil about the worth of dredged computers.
15. Judge Dredge Courts Denise
Aired 23 October 2012 • 3 min
Santonio seduces a dredger with his flashy appraisal style.
16. Groupon
Aired 30 October 2012 • 3 min
A Groupon deal brings a glut of new dredgers to the table. A deformed, polycephalic gull corpse may have value in certain circles.
17. Aborted Appraisal
Aired 6 November 2012 • 2 min
A beautiful silverware set appraisal is stopped prematurely. Kim is at his wits' end with more pedestrian dredgers.
18. Zionist Literature
Aired 13 November 2012 • 4 min
Cranst returns to the table for the first time since Kim's hospitalization. Controversy surrounds Kim's reaction to some politically-charged literature.
19. Kim's Dark Mirror
Aired 20 November 2012 • 3 min
The thrilling conclusion of Lake Dredge Appraisal. A well-preserved painting takes Kim's breath away.