Two and a Half Men — Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Episode synopsis

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

About Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

More episodes from Season 1

• E1Pilot
• E2Big Flappy Bastards
• E3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
• E5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
• E6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
• E7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
• E8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
• E9Phase One, Complete
• E10Merry Thanksgiving
• E11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
• E12Camel Filters and Pheromones
• E13Sarah Like Puny Alan