About this season
The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.
Episodes (34)
1. Episode 1#1 Pilot
Aired 16 January 2018
The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.
2. Year in Review
Aired 23 January 2018
We had beers for the football game, but for reporting the news we need something stronger. Tune in to episode 2 tomorrow as we tackle our 2017 year end review.
3. DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!
Aired 30 January 2018
DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!
4. Stray Dogs
Aired 6 February 2018
Woman on the street. Stray dogs.
5. Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!
Aired 13 February 2018
Eye worms and vagina wigs.
6. Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition
Aired 27 February 2018
Ladies, feelings, flowers and estrogen.
7. Is it a Bot or not?
Aired 6 March 2018
Is it a bot or not? Lane Marinosh puts his heart on the line to find out.
8. Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!
Aired 13 March 2018
So much weird news with drunk people.
9. Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!
Aired 20 March 2018
That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.
10. Surprise News!
Aired 27 March 2018
Surprise news!. That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.
11. Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!
Aired 3 April 2018
Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!
12. Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!
Aired 10 April 2018
Join us for weird news reported while drinking responsibly.
13. The Rant!
Aired 17 April 2018
New segment today. Leena rants her little heart out. About what you ask? Well you'll just have to watch and find out. Give us a like, share, or comment if you want to see more "Rants" on our show.
14. Bloopers!
Aired 24 April 2018
The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.
15. Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!
Aired 1 May 2018
So many great co-hosts helping us tell the stories you really wanna hear about, cause who needs more of that depressing poop.
16. Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health
Aired 8 May 2018
Jerry Anderson Willow joins Leena Sherna on The News Tank. Jerry brings a level of news reporting that has Leena on her toes, it's quite entertaining.
17. The Rant #2!
Aired 15 May 2018
Are you tired of being told what new fashion item is THE THING you need to be trendy and cool with the crowd? So is Leena and she isn't holding back.
18. Happy Memorial Day!
Aired 22 May 2018
We'll see y'all next week. Happy early Memorial Day. Thank you to all that served for our country.
19. Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!
Aired 29 May 2018
Mitchell Curvey is back and thrilled to tell you what's in the tank today. And Leena will let you know how to share your "peed yourself" story.
20. Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!
Aired 5 June 2018
This week's tank covers a range of stories. These are real news stories you can surprise your friends with in conversation or an opener at a party. You're welcome.
21. Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!
Aired 12 June 2018
Meeya and Leena fill you in on some saucy stories this week. Like and share cause this week's tank is full.
22. Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics
Aired 19 June 2018
It's a feel good Benedict Cumberbatch story, belly fat news and a little something to make you feel old. Leena seems to think Benedict Cumberbatch has been asking us to be on the show.
23. Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!
Aired 26 June 2018
Apparently, you're supposed to slow down on your alcohol intake as you get older, but Leena and Allie are only in their 30s so they're not worried.
24. 4th of July Fun Facts!
Aired 3 July 2018
We got into the Fourth of July spirits here in the tank to deliver some facts about Independence Day.
25. Time for a RANT!
Aired 10 July 2018
It's TIME for a rant, and do you know how we know? Because our clock has actual numbers on it!!. Are you Team Mitchell or Team Leena?
26. A Snake for Every Finger!
Aired 17 July 2018
We're reporting on stories 10 to 30 feet long, including a man in Virgina Beach who found a Ball Python in his toilet and some grooming tips from a gentleman in Pune, India.
27. Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch
Aired 24 July 2018
You don't wanna miss hard hitting stories like Mary Poppins vaginas and Mummy Juice. Only the best delivered every week to you.
28. Jim Bean & Cows are Good!
Aired 31 July 2018
We're here with some weird alcohol news among other things. Bess is a little tipsy, which means she's PERFECT for a News Tank anchor. A Tanchor? It'll catch on.
29. Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!
Aired 7 August 2018
If stories about pooping on scooters or hiding gold nuggets in your bum-bum appeal to you, then get ready for a doozy of a News Tank.
30. Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration
Aired 14 August 2018
Fill up your tank on this beautiful "Tanked Tuesday!" We've got news about Rubiks Cubes, men legally relieving themselves on the streets of Paris, and more.
31. I Am Kevin!
Aired 21 August 2018
This week in the Tank we're a little appalled about some people's sexual health. We might even have our condoms made.
32. Can I Borrow Your Shed?
Aired 28 August 2018
Listen, we talk about butt holes a lot, AND vaginas, so maybe this is a little NSFW? But we just want you to know, your vagina is perfect just the way it is.
33. Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!
Aired 4 September 2018
Suction Cups out. If you watch, you'll find out what that means!.
34. Finale!
Aired 11 September 2018
The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.