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Unus Annus — Season 1

What would you do if you only had a year left to live? Would you squander the time you were given? Or would you make every second count? Welcome to Unus Annus. In exactly 365 days this channel will be

2019367 episodes

About this season

What would you do if you only had a year left to live? Would you squander the time you were given? Or would you make every second count? Welcome to Unus Annus. In exactly 365 days this channel will be deleted along with all of the daily uploads accumulated since then. Nothing will be saved. Nothing will be reuploaded. This is your one chance to join us at the onset of our adventure. To be there from the beginning. To make every second count. Subscribe now and relish what little time we have left or have the choice made for you as we disappear from existence forever. But remember... everything has an end. Even you. Memento mori. Unus annus.

Episodes (367)

Unus Annus
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1. Unus Annus

Aired 15 November 2019 • 2 min

The first episode and explanation to the year long series "Unus Annus" explains the purpose, duration, fate, and the hoped outcome for the channel

Cooking with Sex Toys
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2. Cooking with Sex Toys

Aired 15 November 2019 • 13 min

Mark and Ethan start the first last day of their lives right with a healthy wholesome breakfast. A tool is useless in the wrong hands, so the boys start cooking the perfect breakfast with the right tools. Sex toys.

Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot
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3. Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot

Aired 16 November 2019 • 11 min

Mark and Ethan prepare their bodies for the afterlife with a Neti Pot Cleanse. This horrifying contraption is designed to clear the sinuses through the application of clean water and brute force.

Hot Dog’d to Death
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4. Hot Dog’d to Death

Aired 17 November 2019 • 11 min

The boys chase their dreams of joining Joey Chestnut in the MLE hall of fame.

Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank
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5. Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank

Aired 18 November 2019 • 14 min

Sensory Deprivation Tanks allow you to slip away from the noise of reality. The physical world melts away to reveal a deeper understanding of one's self and the world as a whole. But they're expensive. So we made our own.

The Good Kind of Cupping :)
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6. The Good Kind of Cupping :)

Aired 19 November 2019 • 12 min

Speed Cup Stacking is a time honored tradition enjoyed by thousands across the globe. Mark and Ethan attempt to learn the ways of the cup to see if they can compete in the global cup arena.

The Bad Kind of Cupping :|
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7. The Bad Kind of Cupping :|

Aired 20 November 2019 • 14 min

To be clear, Cupping Therapy isn't bad. Mark and Ethan are bad. Cupping Therapy is an ancient healing art that involves vacuums and cups. Mark and Ethan know nothing about it but are committed to trying it for and on themselves.

The Worst Kind of Cupping D:
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8. The Worst Kind of Cupping D:

Aired 21 November 2019 • 10 min

It's been 12 Years since a certain video about girls and a cup hit the internet... and it's never been the same since. Mark and Ethan google deep to discover where they are now... Also Mark has never seen it...

Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls
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9. Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls

Aired 22 November 2019 • 7 min

It is inevitable. It is inescapable. Your fate is sealed, Ethan. Run if you must but it's coming for you all the same.

Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark
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10. Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark

Aired 23 November 2019 • 12 min

In preparation for the darkness of the void beyond, Mark and Ethan practice doing each other's makeup in a pitch black room. Which one will get mascara in the eye?

Baby Hands Operation
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11. Baby Hands Operation

Aired 24 November 2019 • 8 min

Mark and Ethan strap on their baby hands and get straight to their most important job: Saving lives.

Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost
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12. Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost

Aired 25 November 2019 • 18 min

In November of 2019, Mark and Ethan went missing. The only piece of evidence that investigators could find was this tape. Be warned; what you are about to see is disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.

2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition
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13. 2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition

Aired 26 November 2019 • 17 min

2 Truths and a Lie is a great way to get to know each other! But why not throw waxing in the mix to spice up the recipe? Also Ethan is going to take a bat to Mark's van very soon.

Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)
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14. Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)

Aired 27 November 2019 • 12 min

Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today... we answer it once and for all.

Play-Doh Thanksgiving
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15. Play-Doh Thanksgiving

Aired 28 November 2019 • 11 min

Mark and Ethan are ready to celebrate their last Thanksgiving with you! And with Play-Doh! The tasty treat that's fun to play with and not to eat! Don't eat Play-Doh. **Sorry for the audio issues! Life is full of mistakes you can never take back...

Helium Therapy
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16. Helium Therapy

Aired 29 November 2019 • 15 min

As their voices grow higher, Ethan and Mark's friendship grows stronger.

Drawing Memes from Memory
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17. Drawing Memes from Memory

Aired 30 November 2019 • 11 min

These memes are dead. Long gone and long forgotten. But we cherish the memory of these memes by bringing them back from the depths of our subconscious and reacting to each other's interpretations of said memes.

1 Man 100 Accents
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18. 1 Man 100 Accents

Aired 1 December 2019 • 11 min

Ethan is a man of many talents. Accents is one of them. Watch and be amazed as he regales you all the accents of the world.

An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die
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19. An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die

Aired 2 December 2019 • 10 min

A.I. is advancing at an incredible pace and Talk to Transformer is the latest example of Artificial Intelligence being used in new and slightly scary ways. Can this A.I. predict how we will die?

Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond
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20. Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

Aired 3 December 2019 • 15 min

Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now, thousands of years later, with the help of modern technology we have perfected the process.

The Chubby Gummy Challenge
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21. The Chubby Gummy Challenge

Aired 4 December 2019 • 12 min

Chubby Bunny is so last decade. We're bringing challenge videos into the 2020s with the Chubby Gummy Challenge. And yes... it's just as gross as you'd think.

We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It
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22. We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It

Aired 5 December 2019 • 16 min

Hypnosis is the art of suggestion. And in 2019 there just so happens to be professional hypnosis videos for sale on the internet! So we buy one and hypnotize ourselves by reacting to it.

Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room
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23. Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room

Aired 6 December 2019 • 25 min

Escape Room... such a simple concept. You are trapped in a room and you have to escape. If you fail, the darkness will take you. Ethan and Mark venture to The Basement in Los Angeles to attempt their most devious escape room yet... THE COURTYARD.

Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat
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24. Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat

Aired 7 December 2019 • 7 min

The time has come. We gave you a challenge but you failed. Now, Mark's precious van must pay the price. Rest in Pieces, The Barrel.

There's Still Hope...
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25. There's Still Hope...

Aired 8 December 2019 • 2 min

The Barrel has left us and is with the great mechanic in the sky... but there may still be hope. Through the power of song, we may be able to bring her back. Upload your video using #RIPTheBarrel in the description and we'll pick the winner one week from now. Who knows, maybe... just maybe, we'll be able to make a miracle happen.

Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral
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26. Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral

Aired 9 December 2019 • 12 min

A Viking Funeral is when you send your dearly departed down a river on a boat and then light that boat on fire with a flaming arrow. Probably not historically accurate but neither is our reacreation.

The Great Meat Mistake
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27. The Great Meat Mistake

Aired 10 December 2019 • 16 min

The boys call upon their German heritage to help them stuff the most delicious sausages in the world.

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28. Acupuncture Is NOT Painful

Aired 11 December 2019 • 17 min

Mark and Ethan open their inner eye’s through the power of Acupuncture

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29. Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank

Aired 12 December 2019 • 13 min

We tried to make a sensory deprivation chamber and failed miserably. Now... we go to the real deal. With 1500lbs of salt and a whole bunch of water, you'll float to!

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30. Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom

Aired 13 December 2019 • 7 min

Death is always watching... and in this case, it has a paintball gun.

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31. We Made Nude Paintings of Eachother

Aired 14 December 2019 • 10 min

Just 2 bros making nude paintings of eachother in the buff. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing right with it either but that's not the point.

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32. You Made Beautiful Music for The Barrel... But Only One Could Win

Aired 15 December 2019 • 10 min

You blew us away with the incredible music you crafted in honor of The Barrel. Now The Barrel can live on in our memories. All of the participants in this video are linked below. Please send love to them and everyone who made music by searching #RIPTheBarrel

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33. We Had To Drink Each Other’s Pee

Aired 16 December 2019 • 16 min

Through the power of the Life Straw, Ethan and Mark taste each other's urine.

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34. Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement

Aired 17 December 2019 • 10 min

Strange noises have been emanating from Mark's basement. He dares not venture down there. He is no fool. But he knows a fool. He knows the most foolish fool there is...

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35. Giving Away Our 1,000,000 Subscriber Gold Play Button

Aired 18 December 2019 • 8 min

You helped us reach our goal faster than we ever thought possible. And true to our word, we set out to hand deliver the Golden Play Button directly to one of you!

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36. Ethan’s Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon ????????

Aired 19 December 2019 • 13 min

As an act of friendship, Ethan attempts to calm Mark's stress with a little spa time.

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37. Taped and Afraid

Aired 20 December 2019 • 15 min

Mark wants to be immortalized in a sculpture but marble is too expensive and experts even more so. Thus the only options left are a Tape Sculpture and Ethan... what's the worst that could happen? Surely Ethan wouldn't be foolish enough to tape Mark's mouth over so he can't breathe right? ...right?

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38. What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?

Aired 21 December 2019 • 19 min

We're bringing Tier Lists into the 2020s with our Pain Scale to benchmark our most painful experiences.

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39. Donating Toys to Charity w/ JackSepticEye

Aired 22 December 2019 • 8 min

In the spirit of giving, we set to work to fill up Mark's sleigh with the help of our good pal JackSepticEye

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40. Harnessing Our Dogs' Unlimited Energy

Aired 23 December 2019 • 12 min

Like Icarus who came before them, Mark and Ethan fly too close to the sun. Or at least... they attempt to fly. Shoot for the moon and you'll land among the stars. Shoot for the north pole and you'll land about three inches from where you started.

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41. Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog)

Aired 24 December 2019 • 14 min

Mark and Ethan attempt to match Santa's insatiable hunger by consuming a mere fraction of the egg nog and cookies that Santa eats every Christmas.

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42. Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Claus Against His Will

Aired 25 December 2019 • 9 min

In an attempt to complete the circle of life, Ethan turns Mark into Saint Nick.

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43. Preserving Ourselves In Wax

Aired 26 December 2019 • 16 min

Improving our minds, bodies and souls is our #1 priority, so to preserve our temples of flesh even more, we dipped them in wax.

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44. Beating Inanimate Objects to Death

Aired 27 December 2019 • 12 min

In search of a controlled environment to let out their anger, Mark and Ethan visit Rage Grounds in Los Angeles. No bottle, mug, or friendship is safe when the boys get a lead pipe in their hands.

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45. Emotional Pain vs Physical Pain... Which is Worse?

Aired 28 December 2019 • 20 min

Here at Unus Annus we've already rated our worst Physical Pains... so now it's time to rank our Emotional Pain. Watch with care as we discuss the most traumatic experiences of our lives.

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46. Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video)

Aired 29 December 2019 • 14 min

Crucifixion was abolished a long time ago but no one was around to stop us so we took some duct tape and tried to attach each other to the walls and doors. Amy, please don't watch this video.

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47. You Blink You Lose

Aired 30 December 2019 • 13 min

The eyes are the window into the soul. You better not look away... you might miss something.

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48. 2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test

Aired 31 December 2019 • 20 min

The Presidential Fitness Test is a benchmark to see if the youth of America are up to the arbitrary standards of fitness set forth by the government. Are we still up to the task? Are we still fit?

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49. We Took The Polar Plunge

Aired 1 January 2020 • 5 min

There is only one RIGHT way to start a new year: By submerging yourself in freezing cold water. #ColdusAnnus

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50. Hiding Our Sins from Amy's Holy Peepers

Aired 2 January 2020 • 9 min

Time has run out. Amy has returned. Will we be able to cover up the evidence of our sin from Amy's eternal peepers?

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51. We Eat Bugs

Aired 3 January 2020 • 18 min

Bugs are all around us. Tiny little morsels of nutrition just waiting to be cronched. Would you monch an insect? We did...

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52. DIY Bungee Jump (please don't try this)

Aired 4 January 2020 • 13 min

A bungee jump is a great way to get an adrenaline rush but it's so expensive! So we decided to make our own DIY Bungee Jump right in our backyard! What could go wrong?

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53. We Have The BEST Thumbnails on YouTube and No One Can Tell Us Otherwise

Aired 5 January 2020 • 18 min

Mark and Ethan go into the deep, dark depths of YouTube in search of the best and worst thumbnails.

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54. Who Can Make Themselves Taller?

Aired 6 January 2020 • 11 min

We are perfectly average humans in every single way. But with the power of technology can we BUILD ourselves taller?

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55. The Sensory Overload Tank

Aired 7 January 2020 • 11 min

SEIZURE WARNING!! What's the opposite of a sensory deprivation tank? A SENSORY OVERLOAD TANK! Ice bath + Eating Garlic + Bath Bombs + Strobe Lights + Air Fresheners + Loud Music + Icy Hot + Megaphone +...

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56. Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin

Aired 8 January 2020 • 15 min

We won't be around forever... so what better way to immortalize ourselves than recreating ourselves as a cursed mannequin? This certainly won't come back to haunt us...

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57. We Took an IQ Test

Aired 9 January 2020 • 16 min

It's finally time to find out who has big brain and who has smol brain.

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58. Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN

Aired 10 January 2020 • 25 min

Mark teaches Ethan the ways of becoming a man... through hard MANual labor. Little does Ethan know the painful surprise that also comes with growing up...

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59. Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping

Aired 11 January 2020 • 20 min

In yet another step towards preparing for the inevitable end, Mark and Evan go shopping to find the perfect casket.

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60. We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins

Aired 12 January 2020 • 15 min

For as long as humans have been able to speak, we've been able to lie. But thanks to modern lie detector technology, we can finally uncover the truth.

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61. Learning to Breathe Underwater

Aired 13 January 2020 • 17 min

Just two dudes in a hot tub...

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62. Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God

Aired 14 January 2020 • 11 min

We try to fix the hole Mark punched in the wall with ramen to test the myth of whether it can be used for repairs. Also we don't ventilate properly.

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63. Mark Steals Ethan’s Face

Aired 15 January 2020 • 16 min

In an effort to steal his identity, Mark makes a mold of Ethan's face

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64. You Breathe You Die

Aired 16 January 2020 • 16 min

The rules are simple: You Breathe, You Die.

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65. 2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa

Aired 17 January 2020 • 20 min

Salsa is the ancient art of dance whereby the dancers express thoughts and emotions through the undulations of their hips. We attempt to learn the mysterious ways of this sanctified dance.

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66. DIY Geriatric Simulator

Aired 18 January 2020 • 18 min

What does it feel like to be old? Well now you can find out with our patent-pending geriatric simulator!

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67. This Is How We'll Die...

Aired 19 January 2020 • 20 min

There are so many ways that our mortal souls can perish, but today we find out EVERY possible way that they could drift into the great beyond.

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68. We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves

Aired 20 January 2020 • 11 min

Long have men dreamed of eternal life. Walt Disney famously froze himself to awaken in a world ruled by The Mouse. Today we embark on that very same, frosty journey.

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69. This is What Being Tased Feels Like

Aired 21 January 2020 • 10 min

A Taser is NOT a toy! Do not try this at home. Mark is a professionally trained idiot with people on standby to help in case something goes wrong. This is what it feels like to be hit with a taser or stun gun.

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70. What Happens When A Youtube Channel Dies?

Aired 22 January 2020 • 19 min

We explore the wasteland of channels past. Gone but not forgotten. Because the internet never forgets.

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71. Bad Bad Beans

Aired 23 January 2020 • 13 min

In search of the energy to fuel a long day of making sweet sweet internet content, Mark and Ethan turn some bad bad beans into good good latte art. (Big shoutout to Bon Appetit's beautiful minds for inspiring this video!)

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72. We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze Our Darkest Dreams

Aired 24 January 2020 • 25 min

Hypnotherapy is the art of mental suggestion. This isn't the stage entertainment variety of hypnosis. This is real therapy to help people get in touch with what's bothering them deep inside.

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73. We Turned Our Bodies Into Art

Aired 25 January 2020 • 16 min

Art comes in many forms. This time it comes in the form of our bodies.

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74. Mark and Ethan Learn About The Human Body

Aired 26 January 2020 • 20 min

Mark and Ethan learn the inner workings of the wonderful human body.

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75. Mark Punishes Ethan

Aired 27 January 2020 • 4 min

Ethan messed up. He messed up real bad... and now he has to pay.

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76. Strange (and legal) Things You Can Do With Your Body After Death

Aired 28 January 2020 • 14 min

Eventually, we'll all have to decide what is to be done with our remains once we pass on. How will you be remembered?

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77. DIY Cheese

Aired 29 January 2020 • 17 min

Mark and Ethan explore the wonderful world of cheese. Will they succeed in becoming world class cheesemongers, or will their dreams curdle before their eyes?

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78. Hacking The Very Fabric of the Universe

Aired 30 January 2020 • 18 min

Using the sacred texts of 5 Minute Crafts, we harness the incredible power of "life hacks" to achieve immortality.

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79. Looking at Long Lost Memes

Aired 31 January 2020 • 16 min

Time never stops marching forward, even for memes. Like a black hole, once memes slip past the point of relevance they fade away into oblivion. Can we can pull them back from the shadows?

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80. Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life

Aired 1 February 2020 • 20 min

While delving into the deepest pits of the Internet, Mark and Ethan discover the secret to everlasting life.

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81. Turning Mark Into an E-boy

Aired 2 February 2020 • 9 min

In an attempt to keep his youth, Mark transform into an E-Boy

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82. Ethan Redefines Male Beauty

Aired 3 February 2020 • 20 min

Ethan, a god of beauty, looked upon the world of male beauty and found it WANTING. Taking matters into his own, meaty claws, and redefines exactly what it means to be beautiful.

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83. Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond)

Aired 4 February 2020 • 20 min

Mark and Ethan turn to a professional to feed their cupping addiction. Fire cupping - facial cupping - acupuncture cupping - where does it end?

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84. An Extremely Sour, Not-at-all Sour Meal

Aired 5 February 2020 • 12 min

Mark and Ethan experiment with miracle berries-the fruit that turns sour things sweet. Is there a limit to what these berries are capable of?

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85. Literally Eating Fire

Aired 6 February 2020 • 19 min

Yes, you read that right. Mark and Ethan learn how to literally eat fire. Don't try this at home.

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86. Unregulated Axe Throwing

Aired 7 February 2020 • 16 min

While being watched over by the Axe Gods themselves, Mark and Ethan compete to see who is truly the axe-throwing champion

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87. Literally Laying On Literal Broken Glass

Aired 8 February 2020 • 13 min

Testing the limits of the human body, Mark and Ethan lay themselves upon a bed of broken glass. So sharp and so deadly that only the BRAVE and the BOLD could survive its teeth.

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88. Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature

Aired 9 February 2020 • 13 min

Mother Nature thinks that she alone holds the power of the elements in her big meaty claws - well what will she think when we CREATE A TORNADO INDOORS?.

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89. Nutball:The Most Dangerous Game

Aired 10 February 2020 • 10 min

14 years ago,Mark changed the game of Nutball forever by inventing it. And now... Ethan gets to experience the glory that is THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME

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90. Becoming a Master of Mime

Aired 11 February 2020 • 30 min

To become a master of life and death, one must first become a master of the body. A master of movement. A master of mime.

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91. Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha

Aired 12 February 2020 • 13 min

It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.

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92. Are We Already Dead?

Aired 13 February 2020 • 14 min

Mark and Ethan try to answer some of life's most perplexing questions. Are we already dead? How many ways have you padded out the running time of your brother's funeral?

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93. Our Perfect (and last) Valentine's Day

Aired 14 February 2020 • 14 min

Today, Mark and Ethan discover the TRUE meaning of everlasting love.

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94. Drunk College Party Simulator

Aired 15 February 2020 • 15 min

Mark and Ethan go to college to further their educational studies. It's big brain time.

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95. 10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn't Know How to Spend Money Responsibly

Aired 16 February 2020 • 14 min

Ethan bought Mark some gifts. Mark does not know why. Ethan does not even know what the gifts are. This is a lesson on how not to spend money.

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96. Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death

Aired 17 February 2020 • 15 min

The eternal question: what came first? Life? Or Death? Fiona helps guide us towards The Truth.

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97. 3 Big Boys Attempt the King's Royal Fitness Test

Aired 18 February 2020 • 25 min

The Presidential Fitness test is so 2019... in 2020 it's time for the KING's ROYAL FITNESS TEST!! And we have a special guest to help us out...

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98. Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog

Aired 19 February 2020 • 15 min

Dog's are incredibly intelligent creatures that can be trained to guard your life. We learn about this process and experience what it feels like to have a dog attack us up close and personal.

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99. Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery

Aired 20 February 2020 • 25 min

Mark and Ethan hone their mighty skills in archery. Not even death can escape their flying arrows. - or can it?

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100. The Ultimate Trolley Problem

Aired 21 February 2020 • 16 min

Today, Mark and Ethan give their morals the toughest test yet.

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101. Goat Yoga

Aired 22 February 2020 • 25 min

Goat Yoga. Yoga with Goats. The Yoga that you do with Goats. Yoga of the Goat. The Yoga Goat.

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102. Edible Slime was a Mistake.

Aired 23 February 2020 • 15 min

Make the slime. Play with the slime. CONSUME the slime. Last we saw, the boys were unwilling to even touch the slime. Today they must eat it.

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103. Granting Access Into Heaven's Sweet Gates

Aired 24 February 2020 • 19 min

Heaven. Hell. Two places. Two different outcomes. Two sweet boys. Take the quiz. To Find out. Where they belong.

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104. Long Hair, Do We Dare?

Aired 25 February 2020 • 12 min

Beauty. We love it. We live it. We ARE it. Let's make some moves to get that hair longer than life

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105. We Wrote a Hit Pop Song in 30 Minutes

Aired 26 February 2020 • 20 min

Mark and Ethan, joined by musician Leila Pari, craft lyrical genius in record time on the Santa Monica shore.

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106. Mark and Ethan Go on a "Drum Date"

Aired 27 February 2020 • 20 min

Sometimes you have to march to the beat of your own drum. But what happens when your drum matches the beat of your heart?

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107. Blowing Our Souls Into Some Hot Glass

Aired 28 February 2020 • 30 min

Glass blowing is a hot and dangerous art form that involves skill, patience, and a whole heck of a lot of blowing. Are Mark and Ethan up to the task?

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108. Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Their Money On

Aired 29 February 2020 • 12 min

Ethan is back at it again. His sleigh filled to the brim with horrible, horrible gifts to give his lovely friend Mark.

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109. Nutball Extreme: Taser Edition

Aired 1 March 2020 • 4 min

What happens when you combine the thrill of Nutball with the heart-stopping joy of a Taser? You get NUTBALL EXTREME!.

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110. REAL Ghost Hunting at an Abandoned Zoo

Aired 2 March 2020 • 25 min

Feeling lackluster in their ghost hunting abilities, Mark and Ethan enlist the help of an expert to lead them through the Old Griffith Park Zoo at night.

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111. We Bought a Camera That Can Look Inside Us

Aired 3 March 2020 • 12 min

Today we explore the inner workings of our mortal coils with a fun little camera

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112. Becoming the World's Greatest DJs

Aired 4 March 2020 • 20 min

Today we become the worlds most talented and skilled DJs

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113. Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest?

Aired 5 March 2020 • 17 min

Chica and Spencer go HEAD-2-HEAD in an all out brain-off as we test them to see which of our dogs is the smartest of them all.

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114. Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us About Life and Death

Aired 6 March 2020 • 11 min

Dissection is common in the science classroom. From worms to frogs to fetal pigs - but most of us started with a simple owl pellet.

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115. DIY Chiropractor

Aired 7 March 2020 • 18 min

There's probably a reason why chiropractors are licensed. But we here at Unus Annus never let little things like licenses or "best practices" or "do no harm" get in the way.

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116. Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight

Aired 8 March 2020 • 30 min

Mark and Ethan have finally had enough. Its time for them to fight with their ultimate weapons of destruction: their fists.

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117. The Barrel

Aired 9 March 2020 • 4 min

The Barrel finally has her send-off with an epic re-master by the wonderful Gregory Brothers (Schmoyoho).

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118. We Got Pepper Sprayed

Aired 10 March 2020 • 11 min

WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS. We were pepper sprayed by trained professional in a controlled environment. This is not a joke. This is real and painful but was done to understand the severity.

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119. We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded

Aired 11 March 2020 • 14 min

Henna Tattoos are temporary works of art the represent the temporary nature of life. We cover our eyes and let our souls guide the art.

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120. What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?

Aired 12 March 2020 • 17 min

The stars created us. They Define us. And they will end us. Today we check our birth charts to see what's in store for our little bodies

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121. Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)

Aired 13 March 2020 • 15 min

Life is about understanding one's self. So what better way than to have an enormous machine shoot x-rays through your body to give you a complete overview of your exact body composition!

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122. Mark Needs To Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him

Aired 14 March 2020 • 13 min

Mark's mom was a licensed massage therapist at one point in her life. Does her son carry the innate talents to allow Ethan to finally get the Rub-Down he deserves?

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123. 2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes

Aired 15 March 2020 • 12 min

We join Jay's Prehistoric Pets to see some amazing reptiles! Lizards, Alligators, and GIANT SNAKES!! Will we be eaten alive?

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124. Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell

Aired 16 March 2020 • 17 min

Amy bought us a portable sauna that allows you to enjoy a steamy sauna wherever you'd like! Just add liquid! Unfortunately... the liquid we chose was Beer and Redbull...

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125. Mark and Ethan Hunt The World's Most Wanted Criminals

Aired 17 March 2020 • 11 min

When $10,000,000 is on the line, Mark and Ethan will stop at nothing(?) to find and capture America's Most Wanted Criminals.

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126. Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast

Aired 18 March 2020 • 13 min

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (with Jim Carrey) is the greatest film ever created. This cannot be disputed.

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127. 5 Weird Apps That Predicted Our Death

Aired 19 March 2020 • 10 min

It's 2020 people. Get with the times. Go into that app store, and find yourself a free app that will predict your future with 100% certainty. The future is now. Much like your death.

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128. We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator

Aired 20 March 2020 • 17 min

Mark and Ethan will never know the TRUE feeling of child labor, but today they attempt to simulate that miracle.

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129. Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth

Aired 21 March 2020 • 13 min

Childbirth is such a beautiful thing! And here at Unus Annus we are experts at taking something beautiful and transforming it into something ever better!

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130. Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers

Aired 22 March 2020 • 12 min

After 2 days of labor and delivery, Unus and Annus have given birth to 2 beautiful baby boys! Now they get to experience the joy of fatherhood.

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131. We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course

Aired 23 March 2020 • 20 min

James Charles joins us as we attempt to run a Military Obstacle Course!

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132. Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

Aired 24 March 2020 • 18 min

Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.

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133. Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition

Aired 25 March 2020 • 12 min

Reddit 50/50 is like a coin toss, where the outcomes are severe mental scarring that will last for the rest of your life... or not that!

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134. Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt

Aired 26 March 2020 • 11 min

Mark and Ethan scour the worldwide web to find the internet's funniest, cringiest, and most satisfying images.

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135. Having an Adventure In VR Chat Because We Can't Go Outside

Aired 27 March 2020 • 13 min

While we can't go out into the real world, we decided to take an adventure in the virtual world of VR Chat

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136. Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse

Aired 28 March 2020 • 11 min

What if you had only one bag to grab before sprinting for your life into the woods? Would you be prepared for an apocalypse situation? If not, turn to your lord and savior, AMAZON, for all your survival needs!

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137. Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Aired 29 March 2020 • 19 min

In every Zombie Apocalypse that I've ever been through, I've had to make some difficult choices. Do Mark or Ethan have the GUTS to get through this?

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138. Ultimate YouTuber Boxing Showdown

Aired 30 March 2020 • 25 min

Recruited from all corners of the internet, Mark and Ethan create their own YouTuber Boxing Teams to try and find out who has the strongest punch.

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139. The Deep End of Omegle: Risky Boogaloo

Aired 31 March 2020 • 12 min

Zoom - Discord - Skype - Google Hangouts - While companies fight for dominance in the explosive video conferencing industry, one website still remains superior as the VERY SAFE and TOTALLY RELIABLE way to communicate with your friends.

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140. Where in the World is Unus Annus?

Aired 1 April 2020 • 15 min

Where has Unus Annus gone? Where have they disappeared to? Have you seen them? Are they already in the house? Is it too late? Are they behind you? With Geoguessr, soon all these questions will be answered... very soon...

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141. Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time

Aired 2 April 2020 • 10 min

Dirt. Dirt is all Mark had for fun as a child, but now that he's a big rich YouTuber, he can finally make his childhood dream a reality.

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142. Mark's 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless

Aired 3 April 2020 • 8 min

Mark is the most talented human in the world and took #MarchusAnnus very seriously.

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143. Wikifeet: A Tale of 2 Tootsies

Aired 4 April 2020 • 15 min

Many people heard of the mythical website known as Wikifeet... but few dare to dip their tootsies in the deep end of that particular pool...

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144. We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games

Aired 5 April 2020 • 25 min

Chaos ensues as Unus, Annus, Mark, Ethan and every single other YouTuber battle it out in the YouTuber Hunger Games

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145. We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins

Aired 6 April 2020 • 15 min

Mark thought he could hide that thing he did 4 years ago... Ethan thought he could forgotten the cringe he committed... But through the power of The Google, we will brings these sins back into the light!

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146. We Played Mad Libs And Ran It Through Google Translate

Aired 7 April 2020 • 15 min

If you've ever played a classic game of Mad Libs, then you know it is often... not very funny. Luckily for us, Mark and Ethan have devised a foolproof plan to create humor where there is none.

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147. Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA

Aired 8 April 2020 • 16 min

Today we're kickin' it all the way back to fourth grade where Mark and Ethan earn the knowledge of our great states and their capitals.

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148. Speed Reading 1000+ WPM to Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge

Aired 9 April 2020 • 15 min

Ever wanted to know how to speed read? Do you even know what speed reading is? Well... this is what it means to take Speed Reading EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!

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149. What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube?

Aired 10 April 2020 • 15 min

Some videos on YouTube have Millions of views. Some have Billions. But what about the Trillions of videos that have... no views at all? Well not we can find those obscure lost videos through INCOGNITUBE!!

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150. We Found Websites That The World Forgot About

Aired 11 April 2020 • 14 min

On the internet, nothing can truly ever be gone... only forgotten.

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151. The Scariest True Stories on the Internet

Aired 12 April 2020 • 14 min

Some things are just too scary, too creepy, too unsettling to be made up. These are some true stories of absolutely terrifying experiences...

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152. How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend

Aired 13 April 2020 • 16 min

**TW: Please be aware that in this video we discuss abuse and unhealthy relationship dynamics.** https://www.domesticshelters.org/resources/national-global-organizations https://www.acf.hhs.gov/fysb/resource/help-fv https://www.thehotline.org/help/ https://www.womenshealth.gov/relationships-and-safety/get-help/state-resources

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153. Mark and Ethan Find The Lost City of El Dorado

Aired 14 April 2020 • 13 min

Hundreds of brave treasure hunters have attempted to find it, but none have succeeded... until now.

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154. Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race

Aired 15 April 2020 • 15 min

A Wikipedia Race (aka Wiki Races) is the ultimate test of skill that 2 individuals could possible have. But with this race... the stakes are almost too high to endure.

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155. The Creepiest Videos on Youtube

Aired 16 April 2020 • 12 min

Sometimes creepiness transcends mere words or images... sometimes only grainy footage from the 1990's can truly express the definition of fear.

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156. Help Us Break a YouTube World Record

Aired 17 April 2020 • 13 min

Subscribe NOW ►► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEM4OLpbpe_UlLUIsVbDYRA

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157. 2 Men 200 Accents

Aired 18 April 2020 • 15 min

Close your eyes... how are you still reading this? It doesn't matter. Let your ears take you on a journey around the globe as we showcase our incredible talent for accents.

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158. The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist?

Aired 19 April 2020 • 12 min

We dive deep into the realms of Google and Wikipedia to discover the truth behind the curtain of the Illuminati. Are they real? Do they really control the world? Are they watching you right now?

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159. Using Google Maps to Find The Lost City of Atlantis

Aired 20 April 2020 • 16 min

Mermaids. Piles of Gold. Talking Fish. All this and more lie before us in the great city of Atlantis... and today we find it.

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160. Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories

Aired 21 April 2020 • 12 min

You thought you were safe. Scary stories on the internet are just stories... right? Your fellow comments have something to say about that.

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161. Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test

Aired 22 April 2020 • 17 min

What type of human being is the joint creature known as Unus Annus? What characteristics would this amalgamation of horror entail? Only one way to find out...

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162. Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity As We Know It?

Aired 23 April 2020 • 13 min

Robots. Androids. AI. It's not all that far away... and neither is the revolution of said robots... and the end of humanity.... oh well!

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163. Running Internet Drama through Google Translate

Aired 24 April 2020 • 15 min

There are many universal languages. Love. Music. Art. ...Tea? Using the most advanced computational technologies, Mark and Ethan determine if internet drama transcends the limitations of the written word.

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164. The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake

Aired 25 April 2020 • 13 min

WARNING: Only the elite of the elite can even SURVIVE ATTEMPTING this incredible secret Unus Annus Handshake! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! #HandMyAnnus #DanceMyAnnusOff

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165. Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty

Aired 26 April 2020 • 17 min

We did it with men, so its only fair we do it with women too: Let's find out what TRUE beauty is.

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166. Bored? Press This Button.

Aired 27 April 2020 • 11 min

'ya ever been bored?

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167. Don't Go in the Ocean... Ever.

Aired 28 April 2020 • 13 min

The Ocean is a terrible place full of deadly creatures that will eat you without a moment's notice. You should never go there. Ever. Under any circumstances. It's an evil place. Full of evil creatures like SCP-3000 and the Loch Ness Monster. It's evil...

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168. We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildy Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries

Aired 29 April 2020 • 17 min

what mysteries does our mysterious moon hold? does it hold mysteries that our mysterious minds could not even comprehend? Are there so many mysteries on our mysterious moon that they have gone above what it even means to be a mystery??? Well... here we are to find out.

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169. We Looked at Unus Annus Memes

Aired 30 April 2020 • 11 min

Did you know Unus Annus has its own subreddit? We kinda forgot.

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170. Is Mark a Masochist?

Aired 1 May 2020 • 13 min

Here at Unus Annus, we've explored countless mysteries over the past few months. We've discovered El Dorado, Atlantis, and even revealed the horrors of our very own oceans. But no mystery is NEARLY as mysterious as Mark's private life. Let's explore!

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171. What the Hell is a Pink Trombone?

Aired 2 May 2020 • 11 min

You have a pink trombone lurking inside of you... it's desperate to get out. And if you listen close enough... it'll speak to you.

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172. Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020

Aired 3 May 2020 • 11 min

The world is full of fetishes. From the mainstream to the obscure, there's something for everybody out there. But what's the most obscure one we can find?

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173. Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something

Aired 4 May 2020 • 15 min

Mark and Ethan scour the internet to try and find videos that make them FEEL something before their hearts stop

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174. An A.I. Generates Our Worst Nightmare

Aired 5 May 2020 • 10 min

We dream of a future where A.I. will help humanity flourish. This is not one of those times.

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175. Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us?

Aired 6 May 2020 • 13 min

They could be anywhere... lurking... waiting... hunting

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176. Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like

Aired 7 May 2020 • 17 min

Humanity is still evolving... still changing... "MUTANTS" as some know them to be. Humans with real life super powers. Surely fiction, right? But could they living among us today...?

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177. Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?

Aired 8 May 2020 • 25 min

As Shrek once told me in a dark alley on a stormy night, "Onions have layers..." That message has been cemented into my mind among other things Shrek whispered into my ear. But in this video we discover the true versatility of the mythical Onion and if there is such a thing as too much Onion.

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178. Unus Annus ASMR

Aired 9 May 2020 • 12 min

Unus AnnuSMR. You wanted this. You asked for this. You deserve this. Turn out the lights, turn up the volume, and get ready to relax. You deserve this.

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179. We Attempted to Create THICC Water

Aired 10 May 2020 • 14 min

damn water you kinda THICC huh? ah haaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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180. Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise

Aired 11 May 2020 • 13 min

We're all going to have a gravestone someday, so why not create ours preemptively and really make it our own?

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181. How Tall Can A Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men

Aired 12 May 2020 • 13 min

Two men of extremely adequate height discuss the upper limits of humanity's height potential. Not that it matters. Height is more a curiosity than a social necessity. There's nothing wrong with being not incredibly tall. Height is a spectrum. And we are on the highest point of the bell curve. So if you think about it... we're actually pretty "up there." Which is a synonym for tall. So through the transitive property, one could say that we are tall.

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182. Mark Teaches Ethan Korean

Aired 13 May 2020 • 16 min

Korean is a beautiful language that Mark is currently learning. However he doesn't really know it that well. But that doesn't stop him from attempting to beam Korean directly into Ethan's brain.

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183. Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend

Aired 14 May 2020 • 15 min

Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Another keyword. He goes by many names. But once you see the irrefutable evidence... you will only call him... friend.

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184. The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here...

Aired 15 May 2020 • 2 min

6 months has already flown by. Only 6 months left to go on our little adventure. Have you forgotten that this is coming to an end? Have you forgotten that this train will reach its destination? It's only a matter of time, now.... so, will you join us?

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185. We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes

Aired 16 May 2020 • 10 min

Once again, we look at all the wonderful, funny, and downright disturbing memes you fine folks have posted on the Unus Annus Subreddit.

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186. How Big Can a Nuke Get?

Aired 17 May 2020 • 14 min

Every wanted answers to the fun, interesting questions that keep you awake at night? Well today's your lucky day!

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187. How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?

Aired 18 May 2020 • 13 min

As pioneer Phillip J. Fry has previously established, it is totally possible to transcend reality through the imbibition of gratuitous amounts of coffee. In this video, we explore the fine line betwixt god-like omnipotence and an untimely demise. Lo doth the tale of Icarus cometh whence to mine mind?

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188. Drinking Real THICC Water... How Bad Does It Taste?

Aired 19 May 2020 • 15 min

This water is THICC. Think of the THICC'est thing you can think of. Thicker than THICC. That's this water. It's THICC water. And we drink it.

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189. We Played Strip Poker

Aired 20 May 2020 • 19 min

It's a risky game as old as time itself: Strip Poker. One Winner. One Loser. One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. No clothes, all attitude. This summer, two mighty heroes take on their biggest challenge yet. Who will win? Who will die? Yes.

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190. Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to End The World As We Know It

Aired 21 May 2020 • 11 min

You hear that? Off in the distance? That, my friends, is the sound of two gods screaming into the ether. It is the first sound in the morning and the last sound at night. It is the call to end all calls. It is... THE YODEL.

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191. Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime

Aired 22 May 2020 • 22 min

Umm... you probably shouldn't attempt to do this at home. In fact don't. Definitely do not do the this that we are doing. Definitely do not do. Don't.

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192. We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other

Aired 23 May 2020 • 18 min

Mark and Ethan test how well they really know each other with the classic 1960's sensation known as the Newlywed Game. Also we consume each other's poisons.

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193. DIY Boob

Aired 24 May 2020 • 12 min

The Boys Make a Boob... Quarantine will make anyone desperate.

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194. We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube

Aired 25 May 2020 • 16 min

Our bellies are the best bellies. Anyone who disagrees is WRONG with the FACT and will have their heads squooshed betwixt our glorious tummies. Also we learn to belly dance.

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195. The Unus Annus Confessional Booth

Aired 26 May 2020 • 18 min

We called upon you: our lovely followers to confess your deepest, darkest secrets to us... and what we found was more shocking than any mere mortal can bare.

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196. DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080

Aired 27 May 2020 • 17 min

Some secrets should stay buried...

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197. Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video

Aired 28 May 2020 • 7 min

If you are an UNUS... you are welcome here. If you are an ANNUS... begone!! You shall not befoul this sacred ground with your musk!

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198. Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video

Aired 28 May 2020 • 6 min

If you are an ANNUS... you already know that you're welcome here. Those are an unworthy... I shall not even speak thy name... BEGONE, CRETIN!!

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199. Only Watch from 2:15 to 6:11 --- DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THIS VIDEO

Aired 29 May 2020 • 9 min

Annus has officially been declared the WINNER! Please skip to 2:15 to view Annus's glorious appreciation segment and cease watching at exactly 6:11. DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THE VIDEO. DO NOT.

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200. DIY Wine

Aired 30 May 2020 • 11 min

Hello! I see that you are also a person of culture who loves the beautiful things of life. Join us! Join us as we take part in the nector of the gods that is wine. (Bonjour! Je vois que vous êtes aussi une personne de culture qui aime les belles choses de la vie. Rejoignez-nous! Rejoignez-nous alors que nous prenons part au necteur des dieux qu'est le vin.)

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201. Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles

Aired 31 May 2020 • 14 min

One half Unus, the other half Annus. Two halves of one whole. One soul. One Phone book now torn in half. We have big big muscles, we know.

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202. 2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition

Aired 1 June 2020 • 16 min

Welcome to the First Annual Unus Annus Body Building Competition Extravaganza! Who will wear the crown of best bod?

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203. BLACK LIVES MATTER. Resources and How You Can Help in the Description

Aired 2 June 2020 • 8 min

Black Lives Matter. Let's work together as a community to make a real difference. Not sure where to begin? There are so many ways to get involved. This movement is fluid and growing every day, so it is up to us to seek out spaces where we can make a difference. Look on social media for local fundraising efforts that speak to you. Amplify those efforts and continue spreading the word.

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204. Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs

Aired 3 June 2020 • 11 min

We return once again to showcase our feats of incredible strength. Gaze upon our mammoth hams as we quash these juicy gourds.

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205. Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses

Aired 4 June 2020 • 19 min

You hear that? That call in the night? The call for help? The call for justice? The call for a hero? WE will answer that call.

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206. Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes

Aired 5 June 2020 • 17 min

As you know, the first annual Unus Annus Green Screen Competition took place just last week and now it's time to review the winners!

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207. Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics

Aired 6 June 2020 • 12 min

Ethan's dream has always been to learn the mysteries of the written word. With Mark's BIG BRAIN, he might just make a breakthrough.

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208. Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight

Aired 7 June 2020 • 16 min

Mark is a bad bad man who needs to be exposed for his sins. Ethan is just the right big bold boy to roast Mark to a crisp!

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209. There's Something Horribly Wrong with This Picture...

Aired 8 June 2020 • 11 min

Don't look to closely at these pictures. If you can see them... they can see you too. And then they'll know exactly where to find you.

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210. Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions

Aired 9 June 2020 • 11 min

Carpentry may have proven too difficult for Ethan to master. Perhaps assembling IKEA furniture is more his speed. Too bad he lost the instructions.

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211. Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens

Aired 10 June 2020 • 15 min

ah, America. Land of the free(?) Home of the brave(?) Do Mark and Ethan have what it takes to be top tier US citizens?

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212. We Made Fanart for Each Other

Aired 11 June 2020 • 13 min

Fanart is the purest expression of appreciation. It is love distilled. It is light purified. Today, Mark and Ethan express their undying appreciation for each other through the delightful medium of fanart.

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213. Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta

Aired 12 June 2020 • 12 min

We tried our best at haunting the internet. But we should have known that we were no match for the demonic artistic ability of our own fans.

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214. Recreating Childhood Photos

Aired 13 June 2020 • 8 min

Although we may never be able to travel back to our childhoods, that won't stop us from recreating some of our favorite photos from that innocent time.

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215. Will We Break the Boards... Or Will They Break Us?

Aired 14 June 2020 • 12 min

Breaking boards of wood is the foundation upon which all forms of Martial Arts are based on. Karate... Tae Kwon Do...Kung Fu... We attempt to master every single discipline in one fell CHOP!

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216. Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet

Aired 15 June 2020 • 11 min

BEWARE ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO! It's a curse or be cursed world in here. Actually though, this video is gross and horrible and upsetting.

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217. Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views

Aired 16 June 2020 • 18 min

None have been able to capture sadness as good as a crying YouTuber. Today, we harness that power to increase our views tenfold.

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218. Pee Sauna

Aired 17 June 2020 • 18 min

Pee Sauna. You weren't ready. We weren't ready. And yet it comes for us all the same.

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219. Building IKEA's Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instructions is Impossible

Aired 18 June 2020 • 15 min

Ikea is known for easy-to-follow instructions for simple pieces of furniture that we are gladly able to hah just kidding this is impossible.

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220. Becoming One With the Horse

Aired 19 June 2020 • 14 min

Long have we yearned to gallop the great fields with our mighty hooves. The slurp from grand rivers with our mighty slurpers. Well today... our dreams shall no longer remain dreams!

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221. The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown

Aired 20 June 2020 • 17 min

Today we hone an ancient craft passed down from generation to generation: The Art of the Paper Airplane

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222. Creating Mark FISHbach

Aired 21 June 2020 • 13 min

Today, Mark will be putting the "fish" in Fischbach.

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223. Learning How to Lock Pick (FBI Please Don't Watch)

Aired 22 June 2020 • 17 min

There is nothing illegal about learning how to lock pick. It is a perfectly normal activity to train oneself to do. Please do not assume we will do anything nefarious with these skills.

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224. The Most Dangerous Shave

Aired 23 June 2020 • 14 min

Today we shave the old fashioned way.

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225. Ethan Traps Mark's Soul in the Palm of his Hand

Aired 24 June 2020 • 15 min

The palms are the back porches of the soul. We all know this. We all accept this. But when Mark's ego gets in the way of this undeniable truth... disaster strikes!

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226. Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot For An Elegant Beast

Aired 25 June 2020 • 15 min

Ropes have a million and one uses. It just so happens that that extra one use is BEAR TRAPPING. Definitely bear trapping.

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227. 2 Men In a Trench Coat Teach You How to Save Money at the Movies

Aired 26 June 2020 • 8 min

Mark and Ethan teach you the crucial steps in sneaking into a movie theater with the old fashioned trench coat trick

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228. Building the World's First IKEA Boat

Aired 27 June 2020 • 13 min

After two perfect IKEA builds, the boys return to see if they can take their knowledge of ancient Swedish craftsmanship even further beyond... by building a boat.

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229. Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim

Aired 28 June 2020 • 18 min

Mark has the densest bones known to man. Can Mark overcome this obstacle with Ethan's legendary teaching and or swimming ability?

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230. 10 Miracle Products to Give YOU the Thiccest Jaw on Planet Earth

Aired 29 June 2020 • 16 min

The Jaw: the front porch of the face. It's the first thing you notice when you see a person, and the last thing you think about before you go to sleep at night.

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231. 2 Dirty Boys Wash Their Filthy Mouths Out With Soap

Aired 30 June 2020 • 16 min

We've been naughty naughty boys who've used one too many no-no words... and now it's time to face the soapy consequences. Let's see which soap best washes away our sins.

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232. Mark is Guilty. Ethan Has the Proof.

Aired 1 July 2020 • 12 min

The proof is in the pudding. And Mark's belly is jiggling like a bowl full of it.

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233. Recreating Mark's Childhood

Aired 2 July 2020 • 19 min

Mark has told many stories of his childhood, and today we recreate them all.

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234. We Put an Apple Watch in a Rock Tumbler

Aired 3 July 2020 • 13 min

Anything can be tumbled if you try hard enough.

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235. Dummy THICC for Dummies | A Tale of 2 Butts | Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond

Aired 4 July 2020 • 17 min

Between 2 Cheeks | The Eternal Quest for THICC | Indiana Bones and the Temple of THICC | How to Train Your Donk | More Trunk than an Elephant | Viva la Butt | Harder, Better, Faster, THICCer

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236. Reverse Engineering a Kite to Steal the Idea of Electricity From Benjamin Franklin

Aired 5 July 2020 • 17 min

Back in 18012, Benjamin Franklin created the single greatest invention of all time: Electricity. Today, we figure out his secrets and steal his best idea from him.

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237. The Candy Bra Challenge

Aired 6 July 2020 • 10 min

Move aside ghost peppers! Get lost cinnamon! It's time for the candy bra to take center stage as the new YouTube sensation that's sweeping the nation!

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238. Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes

Aired 7 July 2020 • 12 min

Look, life's tough out there. If you are presented with an opportunity to look at a puppy, you would be a fool not to.

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239. Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing

Aired 8 July 2020 • 18 min

Today, we conquer a challenge that has been nipping at our heels since the day we began this journey: Pole Dancing

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240. This Is Hiding On Your Body RIGHT NOW.

Aired 9 July 2020 • 15 min

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and we are currently in Hell.

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241. Tasting Weird Food Combos: Pickles and Chocolate? Ice Cream and Soy Sauce?

Aired 10 July 2020 • 22 min

We are a channel divided. Is pineapple on pizza a tasty treat that can't beat? We look forward to your vigorous debate in the comments.

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242. The Unus Annus Space Program

Aired 11 July 2020 • 16 min

Space: The Final Frontier. Today, Mark and Ethan accomplish their wildest dreams of going deep into space.

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243. The Egg Smashing Game

Aired 12 July 2020 • 12 min

Here's a simple little game that you can play with your friends! All you'll need are some possibly rotten eggs and a pair of smackers!

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244. Can You Bake a Cookie from Cookie Dough Ice Cream?

Aired 13 July 2020 • 17 min

Fools. We've been fools all along. Why would we make cookie dough ourselves when we have an unlimited supply in the ice cream around us!?

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245. Bleachus Annus

Aired 14 July 2020 • 14 min

Arts and crafts are definitely a strong-suit of Mark and Ethan's. Today they explore the world of bleaching their clothes

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246. Dunking Oreos In Literally Anything But Milk

Aired 15 July 2020 • 20 min

You've simply assumed it to be true. "Milk's Favorite Cookie," huh? Are you really going to keep believing the LIES being fed to you by BIG MILK??? We're here to find out the TRUTH.

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247. Preparing a 5-Star Meal for Our Youtube Famous Dogs

Aired 16 July 2020 • 22 min

Our dogs ARE the best. Therefore they DESERVE the best. Chica is not spoiled. Henry is not spoiled. Spencer is not spoiled. We are not accepting questions at this time.

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248. DIY TEETH

Aired 17 July 2020 • 13 min

Someday soon, we'll get old. Our bodies will start to crumble, our teeth will rot out. Today, we prepare for that day.

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249. How to Escape from a Hostage Situation

Aired 18 July 2020 • 13 min

How many times have you found yourself tied to a chair in a dimly-lit basement? TOO MANY!! Let us help you out of that sticky situation!

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250. Does This Magnetic Skincare Routine Really Work?

Aired 19 July 2020 • 13 min

The secret to eternal youth? Lotions? Balms? Cream? No you absolute buffoon. Magnets!

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251. DIY Bed of Nails : OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY THIS

Aired 20 July 2020 • 14 min

Please... this is a joke. Don't ever ever ever ever do this ever.

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252. The Human Mop

Aired 21 July 2020 • 12 min

Man versus Machine. Overcoming the inevitable robot takeover will one day be humanity's greatest challenge. But what if man and machine come together to form a being that is even greater than the sum of its parts?

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253. Can Sound Therapy Heal All Wounds?

Aired 22 July 2020 • 17 min

Sound Therapy is the art of tapping into the acoustics of the universe to coax the human body to heal itself. Basically we're yelling into our wounds.

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254. This Is The Most Dangerous Children's Toy Ever Made

Aired 23 July 2020 • 17 min

What was once an innocent childs toy, is now revealed to be a dangerous chemical weapon

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255. Would Chica Save Us From Drowning?

Aired 24 July 2020 • 10 min

Chica is a good girl. But is she the right girl for the job? Is she capable of saving her father's life and becoming Markiplier's Hero?

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256. We Do It Better Than Icarus Ever Could

Aired 25 July 2020 • 14 min

Icarus was a brash fool who couldn't invent wings to save his life... AND HE DIDN'T! BECAUSE HE BURNT UP! AND IS NOW NOT ALIVE!

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257. The Beginning of The End

Aired 26 July 2020 • 2 min

We will not go gentle into that good night

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258. The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest

Aired 27 July 2020 • 18 min

Every year for one year only, Mark and Ethan go head-to-head to see who can shoot the biggest hoop.

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259. Ultimate Horseshoes

Aired 28 July 2020 • 12 min

Welcome to the wild, wild west. Where the air is dry, the men are manly, and the horses wear shoes, apparently.

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260. A Serious Conversation Under the Stars

Aired 29 July 2020 • 17 min

There's always time to appreciate the stars.

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261. Recharging Our Phones Using Only Brute Strength

Aired 30 July 2020 • 15 min

Unus Annus is our name, and cranking it is our game

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262. 5 Products to Grow Your Patchy Beard

Aired 31 July 2020 • 12 min

In their unending search for perfection, Mark and Ethan attempt to fix what may be their one and only flaw: their mediocre facial hair.

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263. Mark Teaches Ethan How to Play the Trumpet

Aired 1 August 2020 • 19 min

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264. Playing Cards: The World's Deadliest Weapon

Aired 2 August 2020 • 17 min

Playing cards: to some, a fun family game. To others: the deadliest weapon known to man.

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265. We Lubed Our Floor for a Sliding Competition

Aired 3 August 2020 • 22 min

Lube? Check. Socks? Check. Safety? Overrated! Let's get our slide on!

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266. Breaking Glass With Our Screams

Aired 4 August 2020 • 13 min

No mere mortals are more qualified to shatter glass than two men who have spent years honing the craft of screaming at video games.

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267. This is Goodbye

Aired 5 August 2020 • 1 min

Only 100 days left. Will you make the most of it?

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268. Mark and Ethan Share a Drink

Aired 6 August 2020 • 18 min

For the first time ever, Mark and Ethan share a drink. A very special drink.

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269. The Wubble

Aired 7 August 2020 • 13 min

Bloonies are the worst children's toy ever invented. Can the mysterious Wubble make up for it's shortcomings? Unus Annus Toy Reviews is here to give you the exclusive scoop.

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270. Mark and Ethan Shave Chica

Aired 8 August 2020 • 11 min

Coming at you hot and fresh with another wholesome dog video. This time Mark and Ethan steal Chica's one and only possession in this world... her fur.

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271. DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

Aired 9 August 2020 • 16 min

No. Just no. Do not ever do this. We are certified idiots that have no credentials at all. Do not follow in the footsteps of our stupidity.

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272. Judging Your Terrible Unus Annus Ideas

Aired 10 August 2020 • 16 min

You think you've got what it takes to make an Unus Annus video huh? Pfft. You WISH you had the creative genius to come up with ideas as unique as "10 Strange Products We Bought Off Amazon."

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273. Hydro Dipping A Baby

Aired 11 August 2020 • 14 min

Hydro Dipping is the ancient art of submerging an infant in water and noxious paint fumes, symbolizing purification and rebirth.

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274. Popping Popcorn with a High-Powered Laser

Aired 12 August 2020 • 15 min

You ask? We deliver. We here at the Unus Annus Research Lab are committed to giving you RESULTS, scientific method be damned.

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275. Puberty Simulator

Aired 13 August 2020 • 15 min

Poor, poor Ethan. Over two decades on this planet and he still hasn't hit puberty yet. Don't worry though, Mark is here to speed along the process. What else are friends for?

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276. Grip Strength Test: Loser Becomes the Winner's Butler for a Day

Aired 14 August 2020 • 16 min

What can THESE HANDS do? How much power do they hold? Well... today we find out exactly how much these meaty claws can handle. ( original title: BIG MEATY CLAWS )

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277. Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense

Aired 15 August 2020 • 17 min

Mark's mom is a master of self-defense. She will whip these two spineless babies into weapons of mass misdirection.

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278. Transforming Mark into the 8th Wonder of the World

Aired 16 August 2020 • 10 min

The Pyramids... the Colosseum... the Great Wall... and now, the Mark.

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279. Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness

Aired 17 August 2020 • 10 min

Today we take childhood games to the next level. We add in an element of danger. We on X-Games mode. Today we play these games in complete darkness.

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280. We’re Better Than Dogs

Aired 18 August 2020 • 13 min

Dogs think that they’re so cool with their big teeth and mighty chompers. Well we have big chompers too! HUGE chompers! The BEST chompers!

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281. The Koala Challenge: TikTok’s Intimate Couple’s Trend

Aired 19 August 2020 • 10 min

TikTok has brought us another challenge to CRUSH. All it requires is for one of us to climb the body of the other as if we were conquering Mount Everest.

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282. 1 Gallon of Jello Nearly Broke Us

Aired 20 August 2020 • 10 min

This is NOT pudding... this is Jello... this is ONE GALLON of Jello.

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283. Too Many Pickles

Aired 21 August 2020 • 15 min

Mark and Ethan hit the open road with nothing in sight but pickles and bears.

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284. Pitching a Tent in the Woods But There's a Bear 15 Feet Away

Aired 22 August 2020 • 13 min

Rule #1. Always Remember the Buddy System. Mark and Ethan teach you how to pitch a tent when buddy can't see and the other buddy can't hear. Also there's a bear.

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285. How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree

Aired 23 August 2020 • 11 min

We here at Camp Unus Annus will show you how to rescue a cat from a tree with our handy dandy Fuzzy Wubble Cat.

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286. A Bear Attacked Us in the Middle of the Night

Aired 24 August 2020 • 11 min

A quiet, restful night here at Camp Unus Annus.

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287. How to Safely Bury Your Friend

Aired 25 August 2020 • 16 min

When out in the woods, a lot can go wrong. In the case something does, you need to know how to bury your buddy quickly and efficiently enough so they won't get eaten by bears (again)

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288. Team Building for 2: Trust Fall, Tug-of-War, and More!

Aired 26 August 2020 • 15 min

Want to know how to be closer with your team and/or buddy? Let your Camp Unus Annus Counselors, Mark and Ethan, show you how it's done with all of these fun and safe activities! Disclaimer: Activities are only safe when adhering to the Buddy System(tm).

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289. How to Start a Fire (except don't...)

Aired 27 August 2020 • 15 min

Ever wanted to know how to make a fire with your BARE HANDS!? Well you might want to purge those thoughts... there's a fire hazard out there...

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290. Mark's Outdoor Escape Room

Aired 28 August 2020 • 19 min

Ethan thought it would be an ordinary night at Camp Unus Annus. But Mark had other plans... He prepared the Ultimate Outdoor Escape Room.

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291. Hunting HeeHoo

Aired 29 August 2020 • 15 min

Scarier than Bigfoot. More terrifying than the Yeti. The most dangerous creature is man and he's out for revenge.

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292. Was 2020 a Bad Year for Unus Annus?

Aired 30 August 2020 • 23 min

Tune in for some real talk about this channel and the year it just so happened to exist in. It's all the tea and hot goss you've been itching for. Also we skip rocks. Or try to.

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293. Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

Aired 31 August 2020 • 12 min

What's the best way to massage your weak, mortal coil? Why, with hot stones, of course.

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294. We Smell Every Smell

Aired 1 September 2020 • 14 min

Do you smell that? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells.... smelly.

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295. How Many Slaps Does It Take to Cook a Chicken?

Aired 2 September 2020 • 15 min

Physics is pretty straightforward on this one. Energy in = Chicken out. Conservation of mass or something like that... either way we're eatin' good tonight!

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296. 2 Boys 2 Poops

Aired 3 September 2020 • 15 min

We truly are living in the future. Technology has advanced to the point where we can mail our poop to be analyzed by professionals. Wonderful times.

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297. Mark Teaches Ethan How to March in a Marching Band

Aired 4 September 2020 • 16 min

What does it truly mean to be in a marching band? Today, Ethan will find out.

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298. We Finally Drank Our DIY Wine

Aired 5 September 2020 • 18 min

After a lifetime of waiting, the time has finally come to taste our homemade brew.

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299. 2 Adults Take a 4th Grade Math Test

Aired 6 September 2020 • 17 min

Ethan is not very good at math. To prove just how not-good he is we decided to take a 4th Grade Times Tables Math test!

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300. Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything But Normal Flavors

Aired 7 September 2020 • 20 min

After improving milk's favorite cookie, the boys are back in search of perfection with their favorite summertime treat.

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301. We Attempt Pottery Without Amy's Help

Aired 8 September 2020 • 17 min

Scared Potters? You should be. This is an affront to all pottery aficionados out there.

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302. Can Plants Feel Pain?

Aired 9 September 2020 • 16 min

Plants. We don't understand them and they don't understand us. But could there be a middle ground in the realm of pain? With our superior lie detector technology, we will not be stopped from discovering the truth!

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303. How Far Can We Chuck a 16lbs Rock?

Aired 10 September 2020 • 15 min

The Shot Put is the Rolls Royce of Track and Field events. It's the one that everyone screams for. You love it. We love it. Let's Put some Shots!

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304. We Pierced Each Other’s Ears

Aired 11 September 2020 • 13 min

It’s 2020! Why not get bored and pierce our ears???

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305. We Ate Dog Treats So You Don't Have To

Aired 12 September 2020 • 16 min

Dog treats... how bad could they possibly be?

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306. We Accidentally Made an SCP While Amy Was Away

Aired 13 September 2020 • 12 min

Amy isn't here right now so we came up with the very good idea to RECREATE Amy! But we might have maybe accidentally made SCP-11325 instead...

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307. BEYBLADE NUTBALL

Aired 14 September 2020 • 10 min

LET IT RIP... into your friend's nutsack

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308. Making the Ultimate Unus Annus Burger

Aired 15 September 2020 • 12 min

McDonalds... Travis Scott... STEP ASIDE, TRASH. It's time for Unus Annus to take center stage in the world of BURG.

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309. Making Soda With Literally Anything But Soda

Aired 16 September 2020 • 12 min

Oreos... Snow Cones... and now... Soda. We work tirelessly to bring you cutting edge research in the field of absolutely disgusting flavor combinations that no one thought would taste good in the first place.

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310. Pee Soda

Aired 17 September 2020 • 11 min

This will be the final time we do ANYTHING pee related on Unus Annus... this is Pee Soda.

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311. Learning to Use The Force

Aired 18 September 2020 • 12 min

You ever wanted to blow something up with your mind? Yeah... us too.

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312. Brick Soccer

Aired 19 September 2020 • 12 min

We play soccer with a brick. Shall we say... don't try this at home?

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313. We Attempt to Make Holy Water

Aired 20 September 2020 • 16 min

We Attempt to make Holy Water, DIY style. Will we burst into flames? Will blessings rain down upon us? Will we make the perfect flavor? Find out next time on Unus Annus Z!

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314. Amy Sent Us a Mystery Box

Aired 21 September 2020 • 13 min

What horrors lurk within this secret present that Amy sent to us? Will it kill us? Will it aid us? Are we even capable of understanding its true glory?

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315. Mark Knows What Ethan Did...

Aired 22 September 2020 • 3 min

The grip was loose... Ethan thought that he could get away with it but I see the truth... The grip was loose...

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316. This Video Will Never Make Sense

Aired 23 September 2020 • 9 min

A unique behind-the-scenes look into The Unus Annus Creative Process! Look deep into the depths of our minds and despair...

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317. We Attempt to Make UNHOLY Water

Aired 24 September 2020 • 14 min

Can't have the light without the dark, right? Today, to counteract the blessings of our holy water, we create UNHOLY Water

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318. We Will Churn Thy Butter

Aired 25 September 2020 • 13 min

Ah butter... the chicken of the bread. Peasant's Gold! The froth from which deliciousness pours. We discover the long forgotten mythical process by which that golden goodness is churned.

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319. Ethan Teaches Mark Gymnastics

Aired 26 September 2020 • 16 min

It's finally time for Backflip Guy to teach Mark how to do a backflip! And other handy dandy gymnastics tips and tricks.

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320. The Great Ice Cream Cake Race

Aired 27 September 2020 • 13 min

Two boys. Two Cakes. One winner. Loser walks the plank.

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321. Mark Teaches Ethan to Wrestle

Aired 28 September 2020 • 12 min

Two sweaty men step inside the ring. Only one may leave. Probably the guy who's wrestled before.

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322. Ethan Watches as Mark Achieves the Impossible

Aired 29 September 2020 • 13 min

Ethan brought Mark a challenge. And Mark literally cannot back down from a challenge.

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323. Consuming the World's Hottest Chip

Aired 30 September 2020 • 11 min

Today we attempt the One Chip Challenge.

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324. This Video Went Completely Out of Control

Aired 1 October 2020 • 12 min

Totally Normal Egg Toss (GONE WRONG!) (GONE KNIFE!)

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325. The 1000 High Five Challenge

Aired 2 October 2020 • 17 min

The real test of friendship are the bruises we make along the way.

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326. Bobbing For Apples But the Water Keeps Getting Thiccer

Aired 3 October 2020 • 14 min

It's fall, baby. Time to get into the season by doing an old classic: Bobbing for apples

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327. Mark Breaks His Nose On An Aerial Hoop

Aired 4 October 2020 • 19 min

Don't let Mark's inevitable Unus Annus injury overshadow the grace and poise on display here today... by Vixen Deville that is. The same can not be said for Mark and Ethan's flailing.

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328. Mark and Ethan Milk a Goat

Aired 5 October 2020 • 12 min

Two city boys get sent away to the farm.

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329. Shooting Archery ON A HORSE

Aired 6 October 2020 • 22 min

Today we learn to channel our inner Orlando Bloom while mounted on a beautiful steed.

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330. DIY Minesweeper

Aired 7 October 2020 • 13 min

Break out the metal detector, because once again Mark has cooked up a new excuse to pummel Ethan with a dodgeball.

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331. Literally Finding a Needle in a Haystack

Aired 8 October 2020 • 13 min

Legends speak of the difficulty of finding the mythical needle in the haystack. Today, we put that legend to the test with not one... but TWO NEEDLES!!

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332. Drawing on Each Other's Backs in Total Darkness

Aired 9 October 2020 • 13 min

You can't think your art is bad if you can never see it in the first place. Definitely just a plain white flag

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333. This is For FUN and NOT a Fetish

Aired 10 October 2020 • 11 min

Why can't two bros just succ each other with a vacuum???

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334. Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming

Aired 11 October 2020 • 9 min

Today, Mark conquers his fear of the deep, dark ocean. The fear of the unknown. The fear... of what lurks below.

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335. The Painful World of Aerial Silks

Aired 12 October 2020 • 32 min

We stretch. We move. We dance. We fly. We silk like no one else before.

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336. We Bought Every Grinch Costume on Ebay

Aired 13 October 2020 • 12 min

We will never get another Christmas. Luckily, Ebay is here to help us forget the inevitable end through the power of the Grinch.

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337. Pumpkin Taste Tier List

Aired 14 October 2020 • 17 min

The spirit of halloween. How does it taste? How is the texture? How are the juices? Today, we rank them from least - most halloweeny.

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338. Learn to Jump Higher in 16 Minutes and 16 Seconds

Aired 15 October 2020 • 16 min

We've lost them. NASA last sighted them leaving the orbit of Jupiter. At their current trajectory they will exit the solar system in approximately 29 days.

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339. Bobbing For Literally Anything But Apples

Aired 16 October 2020 • 12 min

This is what it means to go even further beyond the limitations of bobbing for apples. This is the kind of bobbing our forefather's could only DREAM of!

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340. This Video is Completely Unedited

Aired 17 October 2020 • 10 min

Editors... HAH! Who needs em? This video is completely unedited from start to finish! Even the thumbnail! All of our mistakes, gaffes, and and even our foibles are included as we wax our noses with reckless abandon!

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341. Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea

Aired 18 October 2020 • 16 min

Mark asked his mom to tell us if she knew any Korean scary stories. We had NO IDEA what she had in store for us... and just how TRUE and REAL they are!

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342. Pumpkin Spice “Challenge”

Aired 19 October 2020 • 9 min

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343. Mark and Ethan Build a Scarecrow

Aired 20 October 2020 • 12 min

Created in man's image... nothing can be scarier than the reflection of ourselves.

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344. Pressure Washing Our Sins Away

Aired 21 October 2020 • 12 min

We've done a lot of things this year... it's time to cleanse ourselves

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345. We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR)

Aired 22 October 2020 • 8 min

Thalassophobia is the fear of the ocean. Which Mark has. So, naturally, we force him to face his fear by throwing him into the deepest end of all.

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346. Fighting Fish to the Death in the Deep Blue Sea

Aired 23 October 2020 • 14 min

Deep Sea Fishing is a relaxing adventure that really let's you get in touch with the ocean and the denizens therein. Let's beat 'em up.

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347. Cryptid Olympics

Aired 24 October 2020 • 18 min

Slenderman... The Rake... Jeff the Killer... Famous cryptids all, and with intense training and practice, we too can become the creepiest cryptids of all.

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348. Phasmophobia in Real Life

Aired 25 October 2020 • 17 min

We've learned much about ghost hunting throughout this year and now it's time for the final test. We bought the best (cheapest) equipment Amazon could provide and are ready to dive head first into the most haunted house in Los Angeles.

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349. Edward Pumpkin Hands

Aired 26 October 2020 • 10 min

Disclaimer: Pumpkins were harmed in the making of this video.

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350. Blood Bath

Aired 27 October 2020 • 14 min

What horrors await us in this wretched tub?

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351. The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest

Aired 28 October 2020 • 17 min

We didn't know that "sexy skeleton" was a thing... thanks for burning that into our brains Ethan. Welcome to the Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest.

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352. Ethan Turns Mark into a Werewolf

Aired 29 October 2020 • 10 min

The curse of the werewolf has struck Mark in full force, but he's too shy to transform on his own. So Ethan (and Chica) give him a helping paw.

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353. Ethan Kidnapped Mark

Aired 30 October 2020 • 24 min

Mark tortured Ethan in his outdoor escape room many moon ago. Now it's time for Ethan to return the favor with the scariest escape room of all.

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354. The Truth of Unus Annus

Aired 31 October 2020 • 4 min

One year. That was the deal.

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355. Accepting the Truth

Aired 1 November 2020 • 6 min

Coming to terms with death and accepting it is all part of life. It's almost beautiful in a way. Did you make the most of this year? The End of Unus Annus - Friday, November 13th starting at 12pm Pacific. Live here on YouTube.

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356. The Unus Annus Last Supper

Aired 2 November 2020 • 27 min

If you could choose your last meal on earth, you probably wouldn't choose this.

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357. Being Brutally Honest with Each Other

Aired 3 November 2020 • 26 min

A year is a long time to get to know someone. It's also just enough time to be annoyed by them. We tell each other what we honestly think.

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358. Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video

Aired 4 November 2020 • 45 min

Turns out we made a lot of videos this year, and if you're just joining us now, you may not have the time to watch every one. So, to help you out, we took the time and sanity required to recreate EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO.

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359. All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened

Aired 5 November 2020 • 25 min

One year is a lot of videos. We finally spill the beans on the videos that never were.

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360. Who’s Cutting Onions In Here???

Aired 6 November 2020 • 22 min

Only REAL men cry. And today we cry a lot.

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361. The 1st Annual Unus Annus Roast

Aired 7 November 2020 • 17 min

Everyone's all boo-hoo about Unus Annus coming to an end, but have people really forgotten how terrible we actual are? It's time for a roast.

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362. God's Fitness Test

Aired 8 November 2020 • 23 min

It's all come down to this.... our final fitness challenge.

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363. Saying Goodbye to All Our Guests

Aired 9 November 2020 • 40 min

We've had the pleasure of meeting so many unique and talented people over our one year. We call as many of them as we can, and say goodbye before the end.

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364. Everything's Legal If You're Dead

Aired 10 November 2020 • 25 min

Mark and Ethan start one of the last day of their lives off right with a healthy wholesome breakfast. And a whole bunch of crime.

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365. 7 Minutes in Heaven | 7 Minutes in Hell

Aired 11 November 2020 • 12 min

What awaits for us in the great beyond?

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366. The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover

Aired 12 November 2020 • 17 min

Tomorrow's the big day. Just one more sleepy before we say goodbye...

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367. Goodbye.

Aired 13 November 2020 • 720 min

This is it. We will be deleting this channel live on stream. Join us for our final moments.

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