Unscrewed with Martin Sargent — Season 1, Episode 72: Dog Translator, Celebrity Scandals, Hide the Hookah

Episode synopsis

If you're a pet owner, you're familiar with this problem. Your pet is fed. Your pet has been taken to the appropriate place to relieve itself. Your pet is not cold, ill, confined, injured, or uncomfortable in any visible way. And your pet will not shut the f**k up. Lucky for you, the helpful folks at Takara have developed a solution. The Bow-Lingual is a handy gadget designed to translate your dog's barking into human speech. Does it work? Watch tonight when the lovely Laura Swisher and her dog, Bean, put it to the test. We've also got the latest celebrity dirt from The Smoking Gun, a free game that has you hiding condoms from your parents, and a Girl Gone Wired with an inspirational message.

About Unscrewed with Martin Sargent

Unscrewed with Martin Sargent was a late night American television show focusing on the comedy of technology. It was produced at TechTV and aired from May 26, 2003 to December 2004. The show was set as a traditional late night talk show, including a couch for guests to sit during interviews, with subject matter including unusual guests scooped up from the Internet, Sargent's reported binge drinking adventures, and pornography.

More episodes from Season 1

• E1Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi
• E2Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman
• E3His Holiness Rael, 10K for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney
• E4Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender
• E5Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies
• E6Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends
• E7Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose
• E8Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?
• E9Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku
• E10Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo
• E11How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia
• E12Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap