Unscrewed with Martin Sargent — Season 1, Episode 76: Bitter Waitresses, Secret Societies, Kids Playing Possum

Episode synopsis

From exposing secret societies to casting light on the plight of the modern-day waitress, ""Unscrewed"" is the Upton Sinclair of the late-night world. It's a hard burden to bear, being crusaders for justice and all. But we're just doing what we think is right! Actually, we're doing what we think is funny, but for once they're one and the same. Ever wonder about that funky eye on the back of the dollar bill? To traditional students of Latin, Novus Ordo Seclorum means ""A New Order of the Ages."" But to this guest it simply means that Satan controls our government. Dr. Stanley Monteith, conspiracy theorist and orthopedic surgeon, has pierced the veil of secrecy and is here to reveal the malevolent forces controlling your mind from a bunker in the Swiss Alps. And from the Alps to the diner down the street, we bring to you the creator of bitterwaitress.com. That's right, we get inside the head of a waitress and learn what it's really like to serve celebrities food. Would you believe that Rebec

About Unscrewed with Martin Sargent

Unscrewed with Martin Sargent was a late night American television show focusing on the comedy of technology. It was produced at TechTV and aired from May 26, 2003 to December 2004. The show was set as a traditional late night talk show, including a couch for guests to sit during interviews, with subject matter including unusual guests scooped up from the Internet, Sargent's reported binge drinking adventures, and pornography.

More episodes from Season 1

• E1Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi
• E2Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman
• E3His Holiness Rael, 10K for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney
• E4Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender
• E5Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies
• E6Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends
• E7Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose
• E8Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?
• E9Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku
• E10Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo
• E11How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia
• E12Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap