Unscrewed with Martin Sargent — Season 1, Episode 80: Testes Meets Ramses

Episode synopsis

Rarely are you offered the opportunity to sharpen and dull your mind in the same half-hour of television. Well, tonight, we here at ""Unscrewed"" give it to you. First, the dulling. Choosing to neuter your dog is a very important choice. So important in fact that an industry has sprung up to fill the niche of prosthetic dog testicles. Hundreds of thousands of dollars were spent, years were devoted and in the end inventor Gregg Miller has handed us the Neuticle, a plastic (or hardened silicon) dog testicle replacement. Will your pooch be able to tell the difference? More importantly, will Fifi, the poodle down the street know? Now the sharpening (actually just less of a dulling). Ancient history is really, really old. I mean it's so old that no one really knows what happened, so people just make stuff up. On one hand you have your stodgy, scholarly types with their ""book learning"" and their ""facts."" But on the other hand, the hand sporting a foam finger stating ""Aliens are #1,"" we have to

About Unscrewed with Martin Sargent

Unscrewed with Martin Sargent was a late night American television show focusing on the comedy of technology. It was produced at TechTV and aired from May 26, 2003 to December 2004. The show was set as a traditional late night talk show, including a couch for guests to sit during interviews, with subject matter including unusual guests scooped up from the Internet, Sargent's reported binge drinking adventures, and pornography.

More episodes from Season 1

• E1Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi
• E2Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman
• E3His Holiness Rael, 10K for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney
• E4Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender
• E5Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies
• E6Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends
• E7Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose
• E8Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?
• E9Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku
• E10Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo
• E11How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia
• E12Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap