The Mommies

Pilot

Those Lowdown Ultrasound Pink-or-Blues

Marilyn accompanies Carol to have her first ultrasound. When Carol dashes off to use the restroom, Marilyn secretly finds out the sex of the baby (which Carol doesn't want to know). This knowledge leads to awkward moments between the two until the make their peace in the end.

Death of a Crossing Guard

When Milo, the school crossing guard, dies after being hit by a car, the mommies give their kids ""the death talk."" Carol & Marilyn take Milo's the hardest, because the kids aren't taking it at all. To show the guard's family they care, Carol & Marilyn make their families attend his funeral. Meanwhile, Danny gets a pet frog, but he learns about death the hard way as it dies in the end.

Take Me Out Anywhere But the Ballgame

Much I Do about Nothing

Revenge of the Mommies

The mommies feel unappreciated after going out of their way to help their kids and husbands on Halloween. So while they're out Trick-or-Treating, the mommies turn the Larson house into ""The Mommies' House of Horror."" They pull their own pranks on everyone to get evenwith them being unappreciative. Danny - Carol puts him in a desk chair with a thinking cap and makes him sit there until he writes a thank-you note to his grandmother. Blake - Force him to talk to a girl he has a crush on. Casey - Marilyn has Adam do her math homework, and makes her do the corrections, but it's difficult to do since she's dressed as the Golden Gate Bridge. Adam - Marilyn shows him Tiffany kissing a pizza delivery boy. Jack - Marilyn makes him put on his wedding tuxedo (to show that time has taken its toll). Paul - Carol invites her mother to move in with them.

I Got the Music in Me

Doggie Dearest

A stray dog wonders in the yard, and the four kids agree to take turns taking care of him, but it's the mommies that end up doing all the work when the kids neglect their duties. To see if the kids would notice, Carol & Marilyn have the dog taken away, but the dog returns to them sick.