About this season
Biting, bite-sized comedy as Sammy J rips into the political machinations of Canberra and beyond. With an insatiable appetite for politics, Sammy blends comedy and song where he can harass and heckle the politics of the day.
Episodes (40)
1. Eternal Lockdown
Aired 18 February 2021 • 4 min
The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.
2. Coach Gets a Shot
Aired 25 February 2021 • 4 min
The Government Coach takes one for the team.
3. Political Limbo
Aired 4 March 2021 • 4 min
We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?
4. Royal Family Yoga
Aired 11 March 2021 • 4 min
Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.
5. Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture
Aired 18 March 2021 • 4 min
It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?
6. Government Injury List
Aired 25 March 2021 • 4 min
With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.
7. Girl Power
Aired 1 April 2021 • 4 min
Coach announces his new female line-up.
8. Opposition Leaders Anonymous
Aired 8 April 2021 • 4 min
Support is at hand.
9. Antiques Showcase - The Passport
Aired 15 April 2021 • 4 min
This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.
10. The Big V
Aired 22 April 2021 • 4 min
Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.
11. Future Grandad
Aired 29 April 2021 • 3 min
After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.
12. I Can't Call Australia Home
Aired 6 May 2021 • 4 min
With apologies to Peter Allen.
13. Post Budget Locker Room Chat
Aired 13 May 2021 • 3 min
JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.
14. Quarantine FM
Aired 20 May 2021 • 4 min
Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.
15. Hookturnistan Returnistans
Aired 27 May 2021 • 3 min
Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.
16. Waiting for Vaxot
Aired 3 June 2021 • 4 min
You've got this, Melbourne.
17. Pillow Fortress Australia
Aired 10 June 2021 • 4 min
Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!
18. Coach at the G7
Aired 17 June 2021 • 4 min
Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.
19. The Very Hungry Barnaby
Aired 24 June 2021 • 4 min
We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?
20. Have Covid, Will Travel
Aired 1 July 2021 • 4 min
One man's contact tracing adventure.
21. Left Wing Yoga
Aired 8 July 2021 • 4 min
Namaste, precious snowflakes.
22. Suck It Up Australia
Aired 15 July 2021 • 4 min
Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.
23. Guess Who's Back?
Aired 22 July 2021 • 4 min
2020 makes a glorious return.
24. Thrusting for Australia
Aired 29 July 2021 • 4 min
One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.
25. The Ballad of Locky D
Aired 5 August 2021 • 4 min
S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.
26. Byron Bay Lockdown Rules
Aired 12 August 2021 • 4 min
Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.
27. Workin' Like a Dog
Aired 19 August 2021 • 3 min
One dog calls for an end to lockdown.
28. Let's do a Protest!
Aired 26 August 2021 • 4 min
We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?
29. Lockdown Wedding
Aired 2 September 2021 • 4 min
With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.
30. The Pfizer Has Landed
Aired 9 September 2021 • 4 min
Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.
31. Will you miss press conferences?
Aired 16 September 2021 • 3 min
Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.
32. Anti-Vaxxed to the Max
Aired 23 September 2021 • 4 min
Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!
33. So Close
Aired 30 September 2021 • 4 min
The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.
34. Hookturnistan Invades NSW
Aired 7 October 2021 • 4 min
Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.
35. News Corp Goes Green
Aired 14 October 2021 • 4 min
The climate changes at News Corp.
36. The Institute for Reopening
Aired 21 October 2021 • 3 min
Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.
37. Playground Politics Halloween Special
Aired 28 October 2021 • 4 min
It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!
38. Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France
Aired 4 November 2021 • 4 min
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.
39. Coach Deregisters WA
Aired 11 November 2021 • 4 min
Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.
40. How to Charge an Electric Car
Aired 18 November 2021 • 4 min
We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?