Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater — Season 1992

Aired 4 April 1992

Jack "Soldier" Kelly (Lorenzo Lamas), a police officer who served in the Marine Special Forces "Snake Eaters" team in Vietnam. Kelly uses the talents that he learned from the Boss to hunt down the criminals who killed his parents and kidnapped his sister.

Aired 4 April 1992

A Vietnam vet breaks out of a mental institution to go after drug-dealing gangsters who are selling a contaminated product that is killing people.

Aired 11 July 1992

The leader of a South African Nation is imprisoned. His followers, led by Zabo, hijack a plane with the intent to use the passengers as hostages to trade for his release. They select a plane carrying a religious leader to use as their main hostage. They soon learn that they have an added bonus of the daughter and grandson of Colonel Shaw, a bigwig in the country. The grandson all the while has to cope with the dual problems of being hijacked and held hostage while needing a kidney transplant. The hijackers have everything in their favor, except that the colonel's daughter is the sweetheart of Major Sam Striker. Striker puts together a band of mercenaries and sets about freeing the hostages.

Aired 11 July 1992

A tough female ex-cop-turned-bounty hunter goes after the gang of a crazed killer who murdered her partner.

Aired 29 August 1992 • 88 min

Two go-go dancers, Lulu and Peaches, are framed for the murder of their employer by the real killer, sleazy gangster Vinnie. Picking up waitress Darlene along the way, the three are involved in wild car chases with cops as they head south to cross the border into Mexico, where they unexpectedly encounter Vinnie in a fleabag Mexican motel. Guest Interview: Anita Rosenberg

Aired 29 August 1992 • 89 min

A timid and mute seamstress goes insane after being attacked and raped twice in one day, in which she takes to the streets of New York City after dark and randomly shoots men with a .45 caliber pistol. Guest interview: Anita Rosenberg

Aired 31 October 1992

Featuring Pat Paulsen A hapless police officer is transferred to the night shift even as he clandestinely pursues a career as a stand up comedian.

Aired 31 October 1992

Featuring Pat Paulsen Cole Hickel, a Marine, pursues his daughter's killer when he is allowed to go back to Paraguay because of "diplomatic immunity."

Aired 6 November 1992

"Swimwear Illustrated" is approaching its fifteenth-anniversary issue. From a group of eager and beautiful young women, five are chosen for a photo shoot on an island off the California coast. One of the five will be the cover girl, and she'll get an extra $100,000. On the island, the group stays at an isolated inn, staffed by the odd Frab. There's him, the five models, and four magazine staff: photographer, make-up man, ambitious assistant Anesa, and Jack Denton, the playboy in charge of production. One by one, models and staff disappear, leaving Jack notes of apologetic farewell. But have they left by choice, or is murder afoot? Who would commit such crimes, and why?

Aired 25 November 1992 • 105 min

A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world-domination plot.

Aired 25 November 1992

Two terrible lounge singers get booked to play a gig in a Moroccan hotel but somehow become pawns in an international power play between the C.I.A., the Emir of Ishtar, and the rebels trying to overthrow his regime.

Aired 26 December 1992 • 85 min

A hard-boiled, intergalactic policeman lands on Earth where he is only 12 inches tall.