
The Facts of Life — Season 9
You take the good, you take the bad...
About this season
Mrs. Edna Garrett, housemother and dietitian at the Eastland School, teaches a group of girls in her charge how to solve those problems that every teenager has to face.
Episodes (24)
1. Down and Out in Malibu (1)
Aired 26 September 1987
Jo is jobless and apartmentless in Malibu, where Richard Moll just happens to need a house sitter.
2. Down and Out in Malibu (2)
Aired 3 October 1987
Richard Moll returns to the home he left in Jo's care to find it's been flooded: someone left the water running in the hot tub.
3. Rumor Has It
Aired 17 October 1987
Blair's after-hours visit with a professor reputed to be a womanizer stirs up a storm of vicious rumors on campus.
4. Before the Fall
Aired 24 October 1987
Natalie jumps at the chance to do an inside story on ROTC and then learns she'll also have to jump from a plane.
5. Sweet Charity
Aired 7 November 1987
Jo takes a job in social work at a community center that, she learns, has no funds to pay her salary.
6. Up from Down Under
Aired 14 November 1987
A new girl arrives at Eastland in the wee hours, claiming to be an Australian exchange student.
7. The More the Marrier
Aired 21 November 1987
Tootie's boyfriend says he can't make it to town for the Winter Carnival so Tootie decides to go with someone else.
8. A Rose by Any Other Age
Aired 28 November 1987
Blair is dumbfounded when an honor student she invited over ostensibly to study takes a shine to Beverly Ann instead of her.
9. Adventures in Baileysitting
Aired 5 December 1987
Babysitter Blair leaves her sister with the others while she attends a tea, and returns to find they somehow misplaced her.
10. It's a Wonderful Christmas
Aired 12 December 1987
It's holiday time, and Beverly Ann feels unneeded, until a mysterious Santa shows her what Christmas in Peekskill would be like without her.
11. Golden Oldies
Aired 2 January 1988
Imagine the whole gang the same people the same place, 40 years from now.
12. A Thousand Frowns
Aired 9 January 1988
Andy latches on to a "big brother," who's living for today because tomorrow may never come.
13. Something in Common
Aired 16 January 1988
It's not music to his ears when Jo's dad learns that her boyfriend plays piano at a dinner joint.
14. Peekskill Law
Aired 23 January 1988
Blair interns at a law firm that's defending an accused murderer, who seems to be guilty until proven innocent.
15. A House Divided
Aired 30 January 1988
The fat hits the fire when Natalie and Tootie's boyfriends meet, and Jo blows a gasket over the repair job on her bike.
16. The First Time
Aired 6 February 1988
Natalie deals firsthand with facts of life as she overnights with her boyfriend Snake, and faces the reactions of her friends and Snake.
17. Let's Face the Music
Aired 13 February 1988 • 30 min
A sponsor of a musical benefit invites Jo and Blair to visit his beauty spa, where they are transformed but not in the way they expected.
18. Less Than Perfect
Aired 20 February 1988 • 30 min
One evening, a tired Blair falls asleep at the wheel and has a car accident landing her in the hospital with a gash on her forehead. This leads her to begin worrying about how her once "perfect" self will recover from this tragedy.
19. Till Marriage Do Us Part
Aired 27 February 1988
Rick proposes to Jo in his own crazy way, and everyone anticipates a wedding. Everyone, that is, except Jo – who still hasn't accepted.
20. Present Imperfect
Aired 5 March 1988
Tootie recieves a hideous pendant as an engagement present from Jeff's formidable grandmother, and it's pulverized at Andy and Pippa's wild party just before the woman arrives.
21. On the Edge
Aired 12 March 1988
Jo's job at the social services center gets a bit hairy when her supervisor, a suicide prevention counselor, threatens to leap off a building.
22. Big Apple Blues
Aired 19 March 1988
Natalie's first bite of the Big Apple is hard to digest: she overnights in a Soho loft with "the four weirdest people I've ever met."
23. The Beginning of the End
Aired 30 April 1988
Blair buys Eastland to save it from bankruptcy, and then must find a new headmaster and lots of new students.
24. The Beginning of the Beginning
Aired 7 May 1988
As the new headmistress, Blair starts whipping Eastland students into shape, and she's particularly challenged by one who seems determined to get expelled.