About this season
Rock, Paper, and Scissors are best friends and roommates who compete over everything, but it’s (mostly) all love. They each bring something different to the friendship - Rock is the moral compass, Paper is the practical one, and Scissors is the right amount of chaos. Together, they get into the wildest adventures.
Episodes (20)
1. Emotional Support Convertible
Aired 19 June 2026 • 11 min
Paper is frustrated when Scissors gets a car registered as an emotional support convertible and brings it with him everywhere.
2. The Baseball
Aired 19 June 2026 • 11 min
The trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.
5. The Watching
Rock, Paper, and Scissors have a great time birdwatching until they return home to find the birds have started watching them.
6. Nightmares
The trio discovers they're trapped in a nightmare and must wake up before one of them wets the bed.
3. Rock's Half Birthday
Aired 26 June 2026 • 11 min
Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true.
4. Cherry Picking
Aired 26 June 2026 • 11 min
Scissors stays home when Rock and Paper go cherry picking, but when they grow much closer to one another, he feels left out.
8. The Wish
Rock, Paper, and Scissors find a genie, but just as they're about to make their wish, his 1,000 year curse runs out, and he can no longer grant their wish.
7. Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Paper, Scissors
Paper and Pencil inadvertently create a horde of Rock clones and decide to look after them together.
10. Salmon Delivery for Ya
Rock and Scissors think of the perfect prank call, but Rock bails to watch Franz Roll's pet Kitty.
9. The Train Problem
Paper and Sandpaper are on a train that gets hijacked by the Algebra Villain, who will make them crash unless Paper solves an algebra problem.
11. Hardcore
When Scissors makes "being hardcore" a mandatory apartment rule, Paper goes to absurd lengths to prove himself.
12. Scissors' New Therapist
When Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.
13. The Henry Winkler Episode
Rock, Paper, and Scissors jump at the chance to go on a wacky adventure with Henry Winkler, only to discover the beloved celebrity is secretly a criminal mastermind.
14. Paper Loves Potato
Paper's romantic dinner plans with Pencil spiral out of control after the whole town is convinced he's dating Potato.
15. The Secret
Rock tries to hide Potato's latest achievement from Paper, knowing he's incapable of keeping a secret.
16. Sandpapers' Workout Program
When Sandpaper confiscates their video games, Rock, Paper, and Scissors are forced to survive her insanely dangerous jungle workout program to get it back.
17. Paper: Renowned Researcher
Paper travels back to the Paleolithic Era to save his reputation as a researcher, only to make things much, much worse.
18. Meatball
Lou turns his cat, Meatball, into a vampire to try and keep him alive forever.
19. The Apology Soirée
While Paper and Scissors throw an apology party for everyone they've wronged, Rock accidentally shrinks himself and Franz Roll, and the two struggle to survive the chaos.
20. Scissors' Perfect Match
Scissors falls for a beautiful mermaid he met on a dating app, but his desperate need to prove she's real threatens to destroy their relationship.