Play Pals — Season 3

Aired 13 January 2016 • 13 min

On today's Play Pals, Michael and Gavin shower with their dear old pop-pops. Lots of water, lots of soap, tons of dicks, but not very much plot. Then again, maybe there's a lot more plot than you truly know. It had been a very long day at the restaurant for Bob. Teddy got upset and threw fries everywhere. His rival, Jimmy Pesto, mooned him through the window of the competing restaurant across the street. Bob needed to be pampered. He also needed to spend some quality time with his son, Gene. He also needed a shower. Gene needed more of a shower. Then Bob had an idea. Why not mix pamper time, son time, and shower time? It was perfect! "Linda, me and Gene are gonna go have some father-son time the only way father-sons truly can." Luckily, a new shop just opened up in the always-changing lot next door to the burger shop. "I Have the Shooooweeeeer! - Manly showers by men, for men." Bob and Gene stepped inside. Nothing but dicks. Dicks everywhere.

Aired 20 January 2016 • 11 min

One Two Emily's coming for you Three Four Shut that stupid door Five Six These dolls are fucking pricks Seven Eight Not allowed to look away Nine Ten Play Pals are back again

Aired 31 January 2016 • 14 min

I believe in a thing called love Just blast the hell outta those bees There's a chance Gav and Michael could Be the saviors of bunnyhood They believe in a thing called love! Ooooooo... STOP SINGING AND MOVE THE GOD DAMNED SHIELD!!!

Aired 17 February 2016 • 12 min

Nothing like fisting your bro.

Aired 24 February 2016 • 11 min

Oh my god. He shit everywhere. There's shit everywhere! DAMN IT! They shit on the people! Oh my god! The streets are full of shit! They shit on everything!

Aired 8 March 2016 • 14 min

Ryan and Jeremy fight the horde in the Backyard Battleground!

Aired 13 March 2016 • 23 min

Michael and Ryan try to peacefully solve diplomatic hostilities.... with guns and swords... and a bazooka... good luck earth.

Aired 25 March 2016 • 19 min

Gavin and Michael jump, sprint, gallop, hurdle, strut and inevitably fall to their, otherwise, comedic deaths in this ultimate map building death trap.

Aired 3 April 2016 • 18 min

Michael and Gavin team up and try to murder everything while trying not to be murdered themselves.

Aired 8 April 2016 • 12 min

Ryan and Michael are inaugurated for their second term of kicking ass and saving the world in the exciting second part of "Reagan Gorbachev". Will they be able to save the world, or will the dooms day machine destroy us all???

Aired 17 April 2016 • 21 min

Halla! (That's hello in Swedish) Ryan and Jeremy take a trip through the Swedish country side with Balls in hand as they go head to head with the everyday culture. Remember if you can dodge a Swedish meat ball, you can dodge a... ball.... doesn't have quite the same ring to it....

Aired 19 April 2016 • 28 min

Michael and Gavin slither their way into Slither.io! Watch as generations of snakes fall as they eat snake after snake to become the worlds largest snake ever! Or are they worms? It's honestly hard to tell.

Aired 23 May 2016 • 18 min

Papa Geoff has some more babysitting to do! Baby Michael has been getting into all sorts of trouble in the updated version of Who's Your Daddy.

Aired 11 June 2016 • 16 min

Paging Dr. Jones and Dr. Free to the O.R. We're in dire need of the world's best surgeons -or at least simulated Surgeon Simulator surgeons. We know you "trump" all your competition, which is why we're calling you in for this very special operation.

Aired 4 July 2016 • 26 min

Michael and Gavin become one with the force and stomp on some Ewoks in Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens!

Aired 20 July 2016 • 22 min

Michael and Gavin flap, flip and flop to the finish line. Kids, this is why exercise is important...

Aired 15 August 2016 • 23 min

Michael and Gavin take virtual children biking through incredibly dangerous playgrounds. Guts and Glory is one brutal bike ride.

Aired 26 August 2016 • 20 min

Michael and Gavin play Sonic and Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog 2. It's a blast from the Sega Genesis past.

Aired 27 September 2016 • 18 min

Gavin and Michael are hanging out and being Play Pals in Can't Drive This. One of them needs to keep driving while the other has to keep designing the track - piece by piece - in real time! How far can they make it before they explode?

Aired 9 October 2016 • 23 min

Michael and Gavin find themselves stranded on a farm with some questionable individuals. No wait, are they're at a school? Anyways, wherever they are things are about to get spooky and scary as the OG Play Pals check out the Outlast 2 demo!

Aired 17 October 2016 • 41 min

Michael and Gavin are secret service members, tasked with saving the completely made up President Rump. "I don't know how much of this we can show." "Well it's the game. And we may not agree with the game, but it's the game. We showed penises in GTA, we showed that." "I mean I agree with a dick hanging out, but this?" Death tacos, burning flags, job stealing sweat shop slaves, golden statues guzzling money - how deep does this rabbit hole go?

Aired 19 October 2016 • 52 min

Michael and Gavin return to "2 Guts 2 Glory" with Earl and his four-wheeler equipped with guns, booze, and a land mine or two. Get ready for more brutal levels and more accidents that turn our duo into "ham salads."

Aired 6 November 2016 • 12 min

Michael and Gavin have been through a lot while playing the Outlast series, the DLC, and a portion of Outlast 2. Why not celebrate their terror in a compilation of select scary moments?!

Aired 9 November 2016 • 48 min

Michael and Gavin, in typical Michael and Gavin fashion, are each taking partial control of a single body. Today's victim is this poor bastard, Samuel. Michael has the left leg and the eyeballs, while Gavin concentrates on breathing in and kicking around his left leg. Or was it the right leg? Just wait until they try to drive a stick shift. And no, that's not a euphemism for controlling Sam's penis.