About this season
Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie give a new meaning to the calling, The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming! Then they take aim on the most messy in the U.S.! You think your house is "a mess" , you have got to see this! Two very proper ladies from across the pond tear through homes in America on a mission. Some of these episodes are unbelievable and if the tips they hand out for cleaning success aren't enough, knowing your house really isn't the mess you thought it was, should be! When's the last time you polished copper with ketchup and scrubbed tubs with baking soda and lemon juice; how about fog-proofing mirrors in the bathroom with shaving cream? Tune in and find out, How Clean Is Your House?
Episodes (21)
1. The Bradford Family Zoo
Aired 6 September 2004
The Bradford family lives in a suburban neighborhood in Tujunga, CA. The family has Two parents, five kids, six cats, two pet rats, and a boa constrictor. Mom works full time and has no time to clean and no one else cleans either.
2. The Cat Puke Lady
Aired 13 September 2004
Caroline has let cat poop, vomit and hair balls pile up in her apartment. She needs Kim and Aggie's help to get her boyfriend to consider moving in.
3. The Gum Lady
Aired 20 September 2004
Kim and Aggie are going to send Jane, a teacher, to detention for leaving chewed gum all over her house.
4. The British Are Coming
Aired 27 September 2004
An Englishman can not stand the mess in his girlfriends place.
5. Messy Momma's Boy
Aired 4 October 2004
Daniel is a messy mama's boy finally living on his own, but he's too sloppy to have mom over. Kim and Aggie are giving his mold and cobwebs an eviction notice.
6. Filthy Fireman
Aired 11 October 2004
Retired fireman Thomas, needs Kim and Aggie to rescue him from his filthy firetrap of a home so that his daughter will come visit more often.
7. The High Rise Money Pit
Aired 18 October 2004
Tania lives in a New York apartment where she has lost thousands of dollars amid all the clutter and filth. Kim and Aggie help her cash in on a cleaner house!
8. The Surfer Boys
Aired 1 November 2004
9. The Partridge Family
Aired 3 January 2005
This modern-day Partridge family and their eccentric permanent house guest have given up cleaning and taken up singing! Kim and Aggie teach this family a new tune.
10. The Hennessey Family
Aired 10 January 2005
The Hennessey's home is haunted not only by dirt but by a ghost! Kim and Aggie perform an exorcism on their ghoulish grime.
11. Hollywood Ben
Aired 17 January 2005
12. Private Dirt
Aired 24 January 2005
13. Episode 13
Aired 31 January 2005
Four punk-rock roommates treat their roach-infested house more like a place for band practice than a home. Kim and Aggie come to the rescue before one punk's parents come to visit!
14. Episode 14
Aired 7 February 2005
15. Episode 15
Aired 14 February 2005
16. Episode 16
Aired 21 February 2005
David aka Miss Helen has a house that's a dirty drag! With her glamorous life on the Las Vegas stage, she has no time to clean her apartment. Kim and Aggie come to town to set Miss Helen straight.
17. Episode 17
Aired 28 February 2005 • 30 min
18. Episode 18
Aired 7 March 2005
Erin and Reck are roommates. By the looks of their messy place, you'd never know they were interior designers! Kim and Aggie help this real-life Will and Grace stop chatting and start cleaning.
19. Episode 19
Aired 14 March 2005
20. Episode 20
Aired 21 March 2005
21. Episode 21
Aired 28 March 2005