Barney Miller — Season 3

Aired 23 September 1976

Wojo is dismayed to discover that the city doesn't have up-to-date evacuation procedures in the event of an emergency; Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief who he will eventually care for in the ""Barney"" spin-off ""Fish.""

Aired 30 September 1976

Wojo brings in a sick perp who collapses on the floor...resulting in the 12th being put under quarantine,with the following personnel present:A lady of the evening [who gets friendly with Fish!], Marty and Mr Driscoll, and of course, Inspector Lugar....

Aired 7 October 1976

The quarantined 12th Precinct tries to make it through the night: Lugar has a 'talk' with Marty and Daryl Driscoll; and Harris has a loud rant in his sleep.

Aired 14 October 1976 • 30 min

Quarters are tight at the 12th when a holdup man is confined with his busload of victims.

Aired 21 October 1976

Election Day at the One-Two includes: A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo, who promptly 'loses' him; and Inspector Lugar comes electioneering for a old time political hack.

Aired 28 October 1976

A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.

Aired 11 November 1976

A latter-day prophet claims the end is near - 5:30, to be precise; a man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. John Cassisi appears as Victor Kreutzer, a role he would continue to play on ""Fish.""

Aired 18 November 1976

Barney doesn't see a crime, but Wojo's brought in a man for refusing to aid a mugging victim.

Aired 9 December 1976

A power failure darkens spirits at the 12th, where they play host to a man with a split personality.

Aired 23 December 1976

Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for Christmas Day.

Aired 30 December 1976

Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.

Aired 6 January 1977

All eyes are on Fish as the city undergoes a first-stage smog alert; an unlikely connection is made between a potential suicide victim and an obscene graffiti artist.

Aired 13 January 1977 • 30 min

An evicted tenant greets a landlord with a musket; Barney's charged with harassment when he books a blind shoplifter.

Aired 20 January 1977 • 30 min

Rather than return one week per month to uniformed patrol, Wojo quits the force.

Aired 27 January 1977

The 12th may go up in smoke, to the delight of a suicidal couple.

Aired 3 February 1977

Barney has his hands full with a couple who want his assistance with their cult-influenced daughter, and Nick's bookie who's arrested for his efforts.

Aired 10 February 1977 • 30 min

Weary of waiting for promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force; Barney investigates a sex clinic that borders on brothel status; Harris investigates a rash of crimes ostensibly committed by a juvenile.

Aired 17 February 1977

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest who's fencing stolen goods; a racketeer is using a retarded boy as an assistant.

Aired 24 February 1977 • 30 min

Marty is picked up for parole violation with a half ounce of marijuana; Wojo prematurely grants a Russian defector asylum.

Aired 10 March 1977

Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility; it's Fish's turn for mugging detail as Victor and Jilly resurface with Bernice in tow.

Aired 24 March 1977

An impending strike is on everyone's mind, except the woman who was robbed by her computer date. (Part 1 of 2)

Aired 31 March 1977

Barney and Inspector Luger man the fort alone when the detectives go out on strike.