About this season
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children's Hospital, a parody series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
Episodes (14)
1. Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
Aired 2 June 2011 • 15 min
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
2. Ward 8
Aired 9 June 2011 • 15 min
Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.
3. Black Doctor
Aired 16 June 2011 • 15 min
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
4. Home Is Where the Hospital Is
Aired 23 June 2011 • 15 min
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
5. Nip/Tug
Aired 30 June 2011 • 15 min
A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.
6. The '70s Episode
Aired 7 July 2011 • 15 min
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
7. Father's Day
Aired 14 July 2011 • 15 min
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
8. Stryker Bites the Dust
Aired 21 July 2011 • 15 min
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
9. Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
Aired 28 July 2011 • 15 min
The doctors go back in time.
10. Munch by Proxy
Aired 4 August 2011 • 15 min
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
11. The Night Shift
Aired 11 August 2011 • 15 min
The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.
12. The Chet Episode
Aired 18 August 2011 • 15 min
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
13. Party Down
Aired 25 August 2011 • 15 min
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
14. Newsreaders
Aired 1 September 2011 • 15 min
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.