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Dick Figures — Season 3

Cuz we're awesome!

201110 episodes6.3/10 (13 votes)

About this season

The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.

Episodes (10)

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1. Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

Aired 22 September 2011 • 3 min

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

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2. Real Dudes Bros Night Man

Aired 6 October 2011 • 3 min

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

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3. Terminate-Her

Aired 20 October 2011 • 3 min

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

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4. Modern Flame War 3

Aired 3 November 2011 • 3 min

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

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5. Planet Asshole

Aired 17 November 2011 • 3 min

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

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6. Zeusbag

Aired 1 December 2011 • 3 min

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

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7. Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

Aired 15 December 2011 • 3 min

Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

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8. Brain Switch

Aired 29 December 2011 • 3 min

The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.

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9. Pleasure Cruise

Aired 12 January 2012 • 3 min

Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

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10. Kung Fu Winners

Aired 26 January 2012 • 3 min

When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

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