
About this season
Call of the Wildman is an American reality television following the exploits of Kentucky woodsman Ernie Brown, Jr., nicknamed "The Turtleman". Aided by his friend, Neal James, and his dog, Lolly, Brown operates a nuisance animal removal business, catching the animals without harming them and releasing them back into the wild. The series is primarily filmed near Brown's Lebanon, Kentucky, home.
Episodes (30)
1. Mama Llama Drama
Aired 2 June 2013 • 30 min
In the season premiere, a critter is an uninvited guest at a community swimming pool, and the local kids are afraid to go in the water.
2. All Skunked Up
Aired 2 June 2013 • 30 min
An unknown threat slaughters calves on a cattle ranch; a skunk lets a local sculptor know what it thinks about his art.
3. Hook, Line and Snapper
Aired 9 June 2013 • 30 min
A feed store is being robbed by a hungry critter; Turtleman helps his mom relocate snapping turtles from her pond.
4. Cat Killer
Aired 9 June 2013 • 30 min
Turtleman helps a local lady whose cats are disappearing. He must wrangle and relocate the cats, except for one to lure in the predator! Then, Turtleman is asked to capture foul smelling critters before they spray more kids at a local playground.
5. Deer Destruction
Aired 16 June 2013 • 30 min
After a consignment-store window is broken, Turtleman must safely remove the furry culprit from inside. Meanwhile, a critter that's been living in a hot tub has to go before the owner's party can begin.
6. Freddy Critter's Revenge
Aired 23 June 2013 • 30 min
A woman's cats are disappearing, so Turtleman must catch and relocate them but also find a way to lure the predator out in the open. Meanwhile, foul-smelling critters are spoiling the fun for kids at a playground.
7. 12 Angry Pigeons
Aired 30 June 2013 • 30 min
Turtleman must remove the flock from a jobsite where workers are cleaning up bird feces. Then, a caretaker finds a critter living under her log cabin, and Turtleman must relocate it before the foundation collapses!
8. Savage Stowaways
Aired 7 July 2013 • 30 min
Critters on a houseboat must be removed before it's closed for the winter; snapping turtles have to be relocated from a distillery before they force production to be stalled.
9. Major League Menace
Aired 14 July 2013 • 30 min
A critter in a baseball park must be removed before the season begins; a furry freeloader is an uninvited guest at a bed-and-breakfast.
10. Lured into Danger
Aired 21 July 2013 • 30 min
The team go fishing for a break from work, but first must deal with a critter that's lurking near a home.
11. Best Little Boar House in Texas
Aired 28 July 2013 • 30 min
The team go to Texas, where a rattlesnake must be relocated before it takes over a business; and a barbecue restaurant is plagued by a critter that keeps getting into the garbage cans.
12. Bat Hair Day
Aired 4 August 2013 • 30 min
Turtleman and Neal risk their lives to save a critter trapped in a cave; unwanted animals find a new home in a hair salon.
13. Wild Receiver
Aired 11 August 2013 • 30 min
A stolen mascot from a rival football team must be tamed; Team Turtle works to relocate an alligator that wandered into a residential area.
14. Ernie le'Pew
Aired 18 August 2013 • 30 min
A farmer's losing his goats to a ferocious critter that Turtleman suspects is a large cat; show dogs are plagued by a skunk.
15. Lone Stars and Stripes
Aired 25 August 2013 • 30 min
A film set is being damaged by a critter that's digging holes, so Turtleman must remove it before production begins; a zebra goes missing from a farm.
16. River Monster Mystery
Aired 8 September 2013 • 30 min
A critter that digs holes is keeping a farmer from training his bull; snapping turtles are preventing people from tubing down a river, so Turtleman sets out to relocate them so the fun can resume.
17. The Bull and the Beautiful
Aired 15 September 2013 • 30 min
A farmer's bull gets loose, and Turtleman must find it before it scares her neighbor's cattle. Meanwhile, critters disrupt a nightly paranormal tour at a former sanatorium in Louisville.
18. Fur for the Course
Aired 22 September 2013 • 30 min
A pet wallaby disappears, so Turtleman must find it and return it to safety; a miniature golf course is plagued by critters that are leaving their droppings all over the place.
19. Don't Leave It to Beaver
Aired 29 September 2013 • 30 min
A critter in a warehouse must be relocated so work can resume; an animal is taking down Christmas trees and must be caught.
20. Get Otter My Pond
Aired 6 October 2013 • 30 min
A prized peacock goes missing from a Renaissance fair; an unseen critter is eating fish at a lake.
21. Apocalypse Meow
Aired 13 October 2013 • 30 min
A vicious critter is terrorizing horses at a farm, so Turtleman sets a trap to catch it; Jake's race cars need protection from a troublesome animal.
22. Mudzilla Attacks
Aired 20 October 2013 • 30 min
Goats are being attacked by a vicious animal on a woman's farm; a critter is stuck in the mud in a park for off-road vehicles.
23. Halloween Spooktacular
Aired 3 November 2013 • 30 min
Turtleman's friend gets lost in the woods while looking for Bigfoot on the night before Halloween; a haunted-forest attraction is plagued by a pair of menacing critters.
24. Smokey and the Bandit
Aired 3 November 2013 • 30 min
A cigar warehouse is plagued by an animal that's munching on an expensive product; the owner of a storage facility keeps hearing a critter in one of his units.
25. Unarmed and Dangerous
Aired 17 November 2013 • 30 min
A critter at a paintball park has Team Turtle dodging colored projectiles to catch it; a fireworks store has some unwelcome intruders.
26. The Crittersburg Address
Aired 24 November 2013 • 30 min
Newlyweds need help when they hear a menacing rattle in their RV; Turtleman responds to a critter call at a historic manor that was once visited by Abraham Lincoln.
27. Snake Town Shakedown
Aired 1 December 2013 • 30 min
A worm farm is threatened by a hungry critter; Neal's grandfather's house has a snake problem in the basement.
28. Chaos in Critter Cavern
Aired 8 December 2013 • 30 min
A 12-foot Burmese python has been slithering around a woman's home for years; Turtleman and Neal investigate reports of a critter inside the walls of a man's house.
29. Swine Dining
Aired 15 December 2013 • 30 min
A farmer's piglet is missing, so Turtleman sets a trap to catch a carnivorous critter; the owner of a bowling alley thinks there's a dead animal on the premises, but an investigation reveals it's still very much alive.
30. Turtleman Takes Manhattan
Aired 22 December 2013 • 30 min
Turtleman and Neal go to New York City, where they stay in a swanky hotel, meet the cast of Broadway's "Annie," visit an art gallery and eat at Katz's Deli, but their most important mission is to buy a Christmas present for Turtleman's mother.