About this season
What would you do for a million dollars?
Episodes (6)
1. Hunted by Linebackers
Aired 10 August 2016 • 5 min
Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.
2. Slow Mo Millionaires
Aired 17 August 2016 • 4 min
Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.
3. Girls vs Ninjas
Aired 24 August 2016 • 4 min
Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.
4. Old People Punching
Aired 7 September 2016 • 5 min
Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!
5. The Jerk Off Text
Aired 14 September 2016 • 5 min
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
6. Screaming Penis
Aired 21 September 2016 • 5 min
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!