About this season
In this telenovela spoof, two hapless detectives try to solve the murder of sensual matriarch Merlinda Stallion
Episodes (20)
1. Oh, It's You
Aired 21 September 2011
Merlinda Stallion is murdered during her nightly sensual bath and the Detectives question her twins, Buck and Buffy.
2. The Heir
Aired 29 September 2011
Merlinda's family gathers for her will reading, but what she has to say surprises everyone.
3. That Coffee Girl
Aired 5 October 2011
The Detectives go through the list of suspects while Maria Guadalupe takes over Stallion Enterprises.
4. Manwoman
Aired 12 October 2011
Someone tries to kill Buffy Stallion. Meanwhile, a mysterious woman makes plans to come to Stallonia.
5. Flaw & Order, Part 1
Aired 27 October 2011
The Mystery Woman contacts Detective Goodlooking who has a strange vision. Someone tries to kill Buck Stallion.
6. Nightmares and Visions
Aired 11 November 2011
Merlinda begs the Detective to find her killer while Buffy dreams of luxury.
7. The Equitable Life
Aired 30 November 2011
Buck returns from the dead, much to Buffy's annoyance.
8. Flaw & Order, Part 2
Aired 14 February 2012
Prudencia tells the Detectives about Mercy and Merlinda's sordid past, but is she hiding something herself?
9. Building a Mr. E
Aired 21 February 2012
Buck enlists Maria's help in murdering Buffy while Buffy meets with another mysterious character.
10. The Deal of a Lifetime
Aired 28 February 2012
Buffy secures poison from Mr. E
11. Murder in the Making
Aired 6 March 2012
Buck plans his revenge on Buffy
12. Buck and Buffy Stallion are Dead
Aired 13 March 2012
Buck and Buffy Stallion go forward with their simultaneous plans to kill each other.
13. Two Somethings
Aired 20 March 2012
Buck wakes from a dream to find he's in a very serious predicament.
14. Memory Recallation
Aired 27 March 2012
Buffy wakes up from her murder.
15. Cousin Esther
Aired 3 April 2012
We go back in time to the source of the rivalry between Merlinda and Mercy.
16. The Bullet
Aired 10 April 2012
Detective Goodlooking struggles with his feelings for the Asian Detective right as she meets the man of her dreams.
17. Into the Sunset
Aired 17 April 2012
Mercy and Carlos kidnap Esther. The Asian Detective and Victor Sage get intimate.
18. The Consequences of the Law, Part 1
Aired 1 May 2012
Buck and Buffy try to have each other arrested for attempted murder, but Buffy is sidetracked when she learns Beau is cavorting with Diego.
19. The Consequences of the Law, Part 2
Aired 2 May 2012
Wires are crossed as calls are made across Stallonia USA.
20. The Consequences of the Law, Part 3
Aired 3 May 2012
Someone has a shocking flashback to Merlinda Stallion's final Christmas party.