Family Guy — Season 9
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About this season
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
Episodes (18)
1. And Then There Were Fewer
8.0Aired 26 September 2010 • 50 min
In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while they are killed off one by one.
2. Excellence in Broadcasting
6.1Aired 3 October 2010 • 22 min
Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.
3. Welcome Back Carter
6.8Aired 10 October 2010 • 22 min
After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.
4. Halloween on Spooner Street
6.6Aired 7 November 2010 • 22 min
Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.
5. Baby, You Knock Me Out
6.6Aired 14 November 2010 • 22 min
After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.
6. Brian Writes a Bestseller
6.6Aired 21 November 2010 • 22 min
Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.
7. Road to the North Pole
7.8Aired 12 December 2010 • 44 min
Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.
8. New Kidney in Town
6.9Aired 9 January 2011 • 22 min
Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.
9. And I'm Joyce Kinney
6.5Aired 16 January 2011 • 22 min
Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.
10. Friends of Peter G.
6.5Aired 13 February 2011 • 22 min
Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.
11. German Guy
6.6Aired 20 February 2011 • 22 min
Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.
12. The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
6.5Aired 6 March 2011 • 22 min
Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile, Stewie accidentally creates an evil twin.
13. Trading Places
6.8Aired 20 March 2011 • 22 min
Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.
14. Tiegs for Two
6.6Aired 10 April 2011 • 22 min
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire’s help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other’s old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian Russell.
15. Brothers & Sisters
6.7Aired 17 April 2011 • 22 min
When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris’ room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.
16. The Big Bang Theory
7.6Aired 8 May 2011 • 22 min
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.
17. Foreign Affairs
6.6Aired 15 May 2011 • 22 min
Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.
18. It's a Trap!
6.0Aired 22 May 2011 • 44 min
Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.