About this season
A group of women assess the contents of social media profiles submitted by viewers.
Episodes (76)
1. The Perfect Women, Episode 1
Aired 27 March 2019 • 59 min
They're perfect, but they're still your mommies
2. The Perfect Women, Episode 2
Aired 3 April 2019 • 62 min
The guy over the cat?
3. The Perfect Women, Episode 3
Aired 10 April 2019 • 59 min
The trial of AlienBob
4. The Perfect Women, Episode 4
Aired 17 April 2019 • 58 min
Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality
5. The Perfect Women, Episode 5
Aired 24 April 2019 • 61 min
The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed
6. The Perfect Women, Episode 6
Aired 1 May 2019 • 59 min
Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun
7. The Perfect Women, Episode 7
Aired 8 May 2019 • 61 min
Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone
8. The Perfect Women, Episode 8
Aired 15 May 2019 • 59 min
Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)
9. The Perfect Women, Episode 9
Aired 22 May 2019 • 61 min
More than one Pokemon reference is made
10. The Perfect Women, Episode 10
Aired 29 May 2019 • 60 min
horniness is real
11. The Perfect Women, Episode 11
Aired 5 June 2019 • 61 min
All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard
12. The Perfect Women, Episode 12
Aired 12 June 2019 • 60 min
The pixel is thicc
13. The Perfect Women, Episode 13
Aired 19 June 2019 • 60 min
Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)
14. The Perfect Women, Episode 14
Aired 26 June 2019 • 60 min
Chemtrails, fun socks
15. The Perfect Women, Episode 15
Aired 3 July 2019 • 60 min
A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism
16. The Perfect Women, Episode 16
Aired 10 July 2019 • 61 min
Mary's back. Are you happy?
17. The Perfect Women, Episode 17
Aired 17 July 2019 • 60 min
A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special
18. The Perfect Women, Episode 18
Aired 24 July 2019 • 61 min
Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time
19. The Perfect Women, Episode 19
Aired 31 July 2019 • 63 min
The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy
20. The Perfect Women, Episode 20
Aired 7 August 2019 • 59 min
KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover
21. The Perfect Women, Episode 21
Aired 14 August 2019 • 61 min
Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?
22. The Perfect Women, Episode 22
Aired 21 August 2019 • 59 min
enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad
23. The Perfect Women, Episode 23
Aired 28 August 2019 • 62 min
Do you think my piss is gonna hurt
24. The Perfect Women, Episode 24
Aired 4 September 2019 • 59 min
Turns out it's Soundcloud day
25. The Perfect Women, Episode 25
Aired 11 September 2019 • 62 min
9/11 hotwing muckbang
26. The Perfect Women, Episode 26
Aired 18 September 2019 • 59 min
Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)
27. The Perfect Women, Episode 27
Aired 25 September 2019 • 61 min
Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you
28. The Perfect Women, Episode 28
Aired 2 October 2019 • 62 min
Your mommies meet a very horny boy
29. The Perfect Women, Episode 29
Aired 9 October 2019 • 59 min
In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant
30. The Perfect Women, Episode 30
Aired 16 October 2019 • 59 min
Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS
31. The Perfect Women, Episode 31
Aired 23 October 2019 • 61 min
I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit
32. The Perfect Women, Episode 32
Aired 30 October 2019 • 61 min
Do you have that mountain dew disease
33. The Perfect Women, Episode 33
Aired 6 November 2019 • 64 min
A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut
34. The Perfect Women, Episode 34
Aired 13 November 2019 • 63 min
Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)
35. The Perfect Women, Episode 35
Aired 20 November 2019 • 63 min
Lower than a bitch
36. The Perfect Women at the Adult Swim Festival
Aired 1 December 2019 • 59 min
A very special episode
37. The Perfect Women, Episode 37
Aired 4 December 2019 • 59 min
The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?
38. The Perfect Women, Episode 38
Aired 11 December 2019 • 60 min
YEAR END CLEARANCE
39. The Perfect Women, Episode 39
Aired 18 December 2019 • 58 min
Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)
40. The Perfect Women, Episode 40
Aired 8 January 2020 • 62 min
I forgot about the cartoon PPs
41. The Perfect Women, Episode 41
Aired 15 January 2020 • 59 min
Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)
42. The Perfect Women, Episode 42
Aired 22 January 2020 • 60 min
take a fat shit (in Newark)
43. The Perfect Women, Episode 43
Aired 29 January 2020 • 61 min
Let's look at some food pics
44. The Perfect Women, Episode 44
Aired 5 February 2020 • 61 min
The front ass. The ass where you pee
45. The Perfect Women, Episode 45
Aired 12 February 2020 • 59 min
A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day
46. The Perfect Women, Episode 46
Aired 19 February 2020 • 62 min
Where's the hot chick
47. The Perfect Women, Episode 47
Aired 26 February 2020 • 60 min
Let's bring doi back
48. The Perfect Women, Episode 48
Aired 4 March 2020 • 61 min
Why did Mary abandon us?
49. The Perfect Women, Episode 49
Aired 11 March 2020 • 61 min
Slurpin' the A out of some P
50. The Perfect Women, Episode 50
Aired 18 March 2020 • 55 min
What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse
51. The Perfect Women, Episode 51
Aired 25 March 2020 • 63 min
pp or poopoo?
52. The Perfect Women, Episode 52
Aired 1 April 2020 • 63 min
A new hope
53. The Perfect Women, Episode 53
Aired 8 April 2020 • 60 min
kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl
54. The Perfect Women, Episode 54
Aired 15 April 2020 • 60 min
The funny Office
55. The Perfect Women, Episode 55
Aired 22 April 2020 • 61 min
Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now
56. The Perfect Women, Episode 56
Aired 29 April 2020 • 63 min
Do you think the weed is danker in heaven
57. The Perfect Women, Episode 57
Aired 6 May 2020 • 64 min
you're rich and you f**k your video games
58. The Perfect Women, Episode 58
Aired 13 May 2020 • 61 min
These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?
59. The Perfect Women, Episode 59
Aired 20 May 2020 • 62 min
A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode
60. The Perfect Women, Episode 60
Aired 27 May 2020 • 61 min
Someone in chat gets horny
61. The Perfect Women, Episode 61
Aired 3 June 2020 • 61 min
Let's have a talk
62. The Perfect Women, Episode 62
Aired 10 June 2020 • 59 min
Sperm questions answered
63. The Perfect Women, Episode 63
Aired 17 June 2020 • 60 min
Summer profile clearance
64. The Perfect Women, Episode 64
Aired 24 June 2020 • 61 min
A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room
65. The Perfect Women, Episode 65
Aired 1 July 2020 • 61 min
I only poopoo a teaspoon a day
66. The Perfect Women, Episode 66
Aired 8 July 2020 • 61 min
What did you think you were? An art critic?
67. The Perfect Women, Episode 67
Aired 15 July 2020 • 60 min
Not high on pot right now
68. The Perfect Women. Episode 68
Aired 22 July 2020 • 60 min
the Iowa ska scene is cancelled
69. The Perfect Women, Episode 69
Aired 29 July 2020 • 60 min
Wet shaming
70. The Perfect Women, Episode 70
Aired 5 August 2020 • 52 min
The piss episode
71. The Perfect Women, Episode 71
Aired 12 August 2020 • 60 min
lol doody
72. The Perfect Women, Episode 72
Aired 19 August 2020 • 60 min
looking at other people's vacation photos :(
73. The Perfect Women, Episode 73
Aired 26 August 2020 • 62 min
Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode
74. The Perfect Women, Episode 74
Aired 2 September 2020 • 62 min
Hay look it's Mary
75. The Perfect Women, Episode 75
Aired 9 September 2020 • 61 min
STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick
76. The Perfect Women, Episode 76
Aired 16 September 2020 • 65 min
Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you