About this season
A group of women assess the contents of social media profiles submitted by viewers.
Episodes (31)
1. You are a Development Executive
Aired 28 April 2021 • 90 min
Your mommies have returned as a selfless act of fan service
2. WOMEN listen to a MAN for 60 minutes
Aired 5 May 2021 • 86 min
The people spoke: your mommies had to listen to Avi speak
3. Open Mic Night
Aired 12 May 2021 • 93 min
THREE BEAN ROASTERS x THE PERFECT WOMEN present: Open Mic Night Evening Webcam Talent Show (feat. guest barista Derek Estevez-Olsen)
4. Community Outreach Workshop
Aired 19 May 2021 • 73 min
Fans are aggressively listened to. The future of the show hangs in the balance.
5. ROAST of EMILY
Aired 26 May 2021 • 81 min
Emily sits and takes it as Dril, Sarah Squirm, Derek Estevez-Olsen, Brace Belden, Max Simonet, Mary Kobayashi, Alison Stevenson, Megan Koester, and a few random virgins annihilate her good name. Because the FANS wanted TEARS
6. How Jewish Is My Pet?
Aired 2 June 2021 • 73 min
Emily died but some cats and dogs called in
7. Improv Night
Aired 9 June 2021 • 69 min
You 100% forced us to do this #FansFirst
8. 32 Koalas You Should F**k
Aired 16 June 2021 • 86 min
A caller gets revenge assistance. Patreon VIP Instagram profiles are reviewed. Laundry gets folded.
9. FISH TANK
Aired 23 June 2021 • 69 min
Can you swim with the fishes? Can you call in and pitch your business ideas in a way not at all resembling a popular television program? CAN YOU?
10. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Aired 30 June 2021 • 62 min
You should have appreciated her more. But the show must go on.
11. Perfect After Dark
Aired 7 July 2021 • 84 min
The divorced one is gone. Now the show must go on... hornier.
12. Perfect After Dark 2: Love Me Tinder
Aired 14 July 2021 • 83 min
Provided free of charge: constructive criticism of your Tinder profiles (w/ special guest Brooke "The Bruce" Bundy)
13. Reheated Tinder Leftovers
Aired 4 August 2021 • 78 min
Megan returns to Tinder profiles and coronavirus variants and terrible audio quality
14. Ask Mommy Anything
Aired 11 August 2021 • 65 min
Have questions for your mommies? Call in LIVE at: tiny.cc/perfectwomen
15. Help Emily Walk Again
Aired 18 August 2021 • 71 min
Special Guest Master of Ceremonies @Dril & the simp army turned out for Emily in her hour of need- but was it enough?
16. Date Me, Mommy
Aired 25 August 2021 • 83 min
Alison has deleted all the dating apps, so it's time to call in anonymously & see how compatible you are with the horniest Mommy... and she'll pick a winner at the end.
17. First Date LIVE! Date Me Mommy: Endgame
Aired 1 September 2021 • 75 min
You are all cordially invited to creep on Alison & Donny's first date as it happened LIVE (feat. 3rd and 4th wheels Megan & Emily)
18. Mommies at the Movies
Aired 8 September 2021 • 80 min
What does your taste in movies say about you?
19. Battle of the Brands
Aired 15 September 2021 • 83 min
Help the mommies find a sponsor!
20. HORNY is BACK
Aired 6 October 2021 • 69 min
After some time off, the mommies have burning questions for you - PERFECT AFTER DARK Volume III is here.
21. Build-A-FetLife-Profile Workshop
Aired 13 October 2021 • 63 min
Perfect After Dark IV: the mommies expand their media empire to the Facebook of kink
22. The Search for a More Perfect Woman, Vol.1
Aired 3 November 2021 • 72 min
Stepmommy Helen is here. Maybe she won't leave you?
23. How Jewish is my Pet? II
Aired 10 November 2021 • 86 min
The Search for a More Perfect Woman continues with stepmommydaddy Brace Belden (TrueAnon)
24. Is this your new mommy?
Aired 17 November 2021 • 84 min
The Search for a More Perfect Woman Vol. 3 presents: stepmommy Scarlett Kapella @therealbitchyoustrippin
25. THE RESULTS ARE IN
Aired 1 December 2021 • 71 min
WHO will be the new mommy? Don't miss the trilling conclusion of The Search for a More Perfect Woman!
26. Some Kind of Momster
Aired 8 December 2021 • 69 min
Desperate to speed up the healing process, the mommies turn to a professional.
27. A Very Perfect Holiday Special
Aired 15 December 2021 • 100 min
The mommies end 2021 on an aggressively festive note.
28. The Yasssification of Megan
Aired 2 February 2022 • 75 min
Big changes in store for 2022.
29. Tokholm Syndrome
Aired 9 February 2022 • 76 min
It's time to stop delaying the inevitable and go #viral.
30. Tok Viral to Me
Aired 23 February 2022 • 75 min
Look, this is going to keep happening until we go #viral.
31. Tok'n on Heaven's Door
Aired 2 March 2022 • 81 min
Go #viral or ascend and become beings of pure light.