Roseanne — Season 3

Aired 18 September 1990 • 23 min

Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

Aired 25 September 1990 • 23 min

Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

Aired 2 October 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

Aired 9 October 1990 • 23 min

Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

Aired 16 October 1990 • 23 min

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.

Aired 23 October 1990 • 23 min

Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

Aired 30 October 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

Aired 6 November 1990 • 23 min

Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Aired 13 November 1990 • 23 min

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

Aired 27 November 1990 • 23 min

Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

Aired 4 December 1990 • 23 min

Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

Aired 18 December 1990 • 23 min

An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

Aired 8 January 1991 • 23 min

Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

Aired 15 January 1991 • 23 min

Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

Aired 22 January 1991 • 23 min

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

Aired 5 February 1991 • 23 min

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

Aired 12 February 1991 • 23 min

Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

Aired 19 February 1991 • 23 min

Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

Aired 26 February 1991 • 23 min

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

Aired 12 March 1991 • 23 min

Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.

Aired 26 March 1991 • 23 min

The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

Aired 2 April 1991 • 23 min

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.

Aired 30 April 1991 • 23 min

Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

Aired 7 May 1991 • 23 min

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

Aired 14 May 1991 • 23 min

Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.