About this season
When New York mafia caporegime Jimmy Falcone kills his mob boss, he and his family enter the Witness Protection Program and move to the small, snowy town of Regina, Saskatchewan.
Episodes (13)
1. Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies
Aired 7 September 2012 • 22 min
Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.
2. The Full Mountie
Aired 14 September 2012 • 22 min
McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.
3. Screw You, Mr. Wonderful
Aired 21 September 2012 • 22 min
Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.
4. The Man With No Ass
Aired 28 September 2012 • 22 min
Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.
5. Cousin Sammy Dies in the End
Aired 5 October 2012 • 22 min
When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.
6. Rainbows and Painted Hos
Aired 12 October 2012 • 22 min
Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.
7. Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City
Aired 19 October 2012 • 22 min
After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.
8. Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear
Aired 26 October 2012 • 22 min
Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.
9. Petey Gets God'd
Aired 2 November 2012 • 22 min
Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.
10. The Oracle of Vagina
Aired 9 November 2012 • 22 min
Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.
11. The Horny Bastard
1.0Aired 16 November 2012 • 22 min
Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.
12. Sex on Ice
Aired 23 November 2012 • 22 min
Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".
13. Hunts With Handgun
Aired 30 November 2012 • 22 min
After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.