Episodes (89)
1. Zelda's Boyfriend
Aired 2 January 2012
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
2. Ash Gets a Digimon
Aired 3 January 2012
Digimon are not the champions.
3. Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet
Aired 9 January 2012
He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
4. Link Finds Ganon's Weakness
Aired 10 January 2012
A true warrior fears no beep.
5. Fi Annoys Link
Aired 17 January 2012
I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
6. Ski Free Yeti Gets Desperate
Aired 18 January 2012
He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.
7. Ken Wants to be Ryu
Aired 24 January 2012
Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
8. Mario is Too Mainstream
Aired 25 January 2012
You've probably heard of him.
9. Luigi Meets Waluigi
Aired 31 January 2012
You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
10. Excitebike Maniac
Aired 31 January 2012
Sportsmanship is for losers.
11. Bowser's Marital Problems
Aired 7 February 2012
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
12. Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date
Aired 7 February 2012
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
13. Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd
Aired 13 February 2012
All is fair in love and puzzles.
14. Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave
Aired 14 February 2012
They've got everything you need forever and ever.
15. Red Wastes a Masterball
Aired 21 February 2012
His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
16. Videogame Dog Park
Aired 22 February 2012
Player 1's best friend.
17. Limbo with a Flashlight
Aired 27 February 2012
Objects may not be as scary as they appear.
18. Angry Sun Hates Mario
Aired 29 February 2012
His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
19. Disney's Game of Thrones
Aired 2 March 2012
In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.
20. Mortal Kombat Security Guard
Aired 5 March 2012
If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
21. Uncle Owen Ruins Star Wars
Aired 9 March 2012
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.
22. Zelda II Sex Scene
Aired 12 March 2012
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
23. X-Men Disappoint Magneto
Aired 14 March 2012
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
24. TMNT Child Protective Services
Aired 19 March 2012
The government is cool, but rude.
25. Final Fantasy VII Controversy
Aired 21 March 2012
You say tomato, I say tomana.
26. Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z
Aired 3 April 2012
His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
27. BurgerTime Chef Gets a New Job
Aired 11 April 2012
Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.
28. Mario Goes Berserk
Aired 12 April 2012
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
29. Toad House Is Rigged
Aired 16 April 2012
Mario doesn't like getting played.
30. Mega Man Meets The Wire
Aired 18 April 2012
Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.
31. Hypno's Having Trouble
Aired 23 April 2012
Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.
32. Jurassic Yoshi
Aired 25 April 2012
An adventure 16 bits in the making...
33. Mario Skips World 2
Aired 2 May 2012
Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.
34. Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy
Aired 5 May 2012
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
35. Videogame Realtor
Aired 7 May 2012
She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.
36. Bug Catcher Waits
Aired 9 May 2012
Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.
37. Sub-Zero's Glasses Are Broken
Aired 15 May 2012
You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
38. Disney Channel's Kingdom Hearts
Aired 16 May 2012
The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.
39. Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Brother
Aired 26 May 2012
He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.
40. Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding
Aired 26 May 2012
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
41. River City Ransom Girlfriend
Aired 30 May 2012
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
42. Dhalsim's Losing His Touch
Aired 4 June 2012
He’s stretching the truth.
43. 'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To Haggle
Aired 5 June 2012
It’s dangerous to not take these deals.
44. Babality Is a Big Responsibility
Aired 11 June 2012
It takes a true champion to raise a child.
45. Roller Coaster Tycoon Disaster
Aired 18 June 2012
These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.
46. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator Troubles
Aired 19 June 2012
Small talk is NOT radical.
47. Bowser's Weekend With The Kids
Aired 25 June 2012
Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.
48. Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent
Aired 26 June 2012
This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.
49. Sonic Gets Engaged
Aired 2 July 2012
He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.
50. Boos Meet a Real Ghost
Aired 9 July 2012
He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).
51. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey Begins
Aired 16 July 2012
A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
52. Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'
Aired 18 July 2012
A bedtime story for the next three days.
53. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's Rival
Aired 23 July 2012
The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.
54. Jax's New Arms
Aired 24 July 2012
He’s armed and dangerous.
55. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team Rocket
Aired 30 July 2012
If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.
56. Batman Goes to the Movies
Aired 31 July 2012
His movie-going experience must be more severe.
57. Peach's Revenge (Part 1)
Aired 6 August 2012
She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
58. Paralyzed Pokemon Returns
Aired 7 August 2012
You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.
59. Resident Evil Political Ad
Aired 13 August 2012
He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
60. Iron Man's Drunk
Aired 14 August 2012
Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
61. Earthbound Photographer's Surprise
Aired 20 August 2012
Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.
62. Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use
Aired 27 August 2012
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
63. Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters
Aired 4 September 2012
He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
64. Voltorb Doesn't Want To Die
Aired 10 September 2012
He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.
65. Link's Wish
Aired 11 September 2012
It's not delivery, it's destiny.
66. Paperboy Newsroom
Aired 17 September 2012
A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
67. Superman's Bad Day
Aired 18 September 2012
The man of steel needs to look out.
68. Banjo's Big Mix-Up
Aired 24 September 2012
69. Link's Fun Uncle Dies
Aired 25 September 2012
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
70. Smoke's Not Doing Well
Aired 1 October 2012
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
71. Emergency XCOM Meeting
Aired 8 October 2012
72. Mario's Ex
Aired 9 October 2012
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
73. Mortal Misunderstanding
Aired 15 October 2012
It's the beginning of the happy ending.
74. Legend of Zelda: The Se7en Sages
Aired 16 October 2012
His sins are coming back to haunt him.
75. Robotnik's New Nickname
Aired 22 October 2012
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
76. Videogame Trick-or-Treating
Aired 29 October 2012
77. Luke Skywalker's Adoption
Aired 30 October 2012
A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
78. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - Snorcrash
Aired 5 November 2012
Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.
79. Mario Can't Play the Warp Whistle
Aired 7 November 2012
Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.
80. Nobody Likes the Toasty Guy
Aired 12 November 2012
It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
81. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon Mall
Aired 19 November 2012
Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.
82. Pokemon Daycare Reunion
Aired 20 November 2012
Magikarp never forgets.
83. Sonic, Lord of the Rats
Aired 27 November 2012
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
84. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM Madness
Aired 3 December 2012
Some machines were meant to stay hidden.
85. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV Trainer
Aired 10 December 2012
If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.
86. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym Fight
Aired 17 December 2012
Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.
87. Dad Piggies
Aired 18 December 2012
No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
88. A Mortal Kombat Khristmas
Aired 24 December 2012
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
89. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team Rocket
Aired 31 December 2012
Prepare for trouble, make it single.