Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom — Season 2
The only news team that doesn't know whats on the teleprompter before they read it.
About this season
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Episodes (23)
1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Aired 9 September 2019 • 6 min
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
Aired 9 September 2019 • 3 min
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
Aired 14 October 2019 • 5 min
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
Aired 21 October 2019 • 5 min
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
Aired 28 October 2019 • 6 min
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
Aired 4 November 2019 • 4 min
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Aired 11 November 2019 • 7 min
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot
Aired 18 November 2019 • 4 min
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
Aired 25 November 2019 • 5 min
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Aired 2 December 2019 • 5 min
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Aired 9 December 2019 • 5 min
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Aired 16 December 2019 • 5 min
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
Aired 23 December 2019 • 5 min
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
Aired 30 December 2019 • 4 min
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
Aired 6 January 2020 • 9 min
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
Aired 6 January 2020 • 5 min
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
Aired 13 January 2020 • 5 min
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
Aired 20 January 2020 • 5 min
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
Aired 27 January 2020 • 8 min
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
Aired 3 February 2020 • 4 min
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
Aired 10 February 2020 • 6 min
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
Aired 17 February 2020 • 5 min
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
Aired 24 February 2020 • 4 min
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.