Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom — Season 3
The only news team that doesn't know whats on the teleprompter before they read it.
About this season
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Episodes (25)
1. YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Aired 2 March 2020 • 5 min
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
2. News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Aired 9 March 2020 • 7 min
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
3. “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Aired 16 March 2020 • 6 min
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
4. Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Aired 30 March 2020 • 3 min
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
5. Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Aired 6 April 2020 • 5 min
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
6. BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Aired 27 April 2020 • 5 min
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
7. News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Aired 30 March 2020 • 4 min
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
8. Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Aired 13 April 2020 • 4 min
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
9. A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Aired 20 April 2020 • 6 min
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
10. U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Aired 4 May 2020 • 5 min
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
11. Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Aired 11 May 2020 • 8 min
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
12. Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
Aired 18 May 2020 • 8 min
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
13. God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Aired 25 May 2020 • 5 min
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
14. My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Aired 1 June 2020 • 4 min
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
15. Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Aired 22 June 2020 • 7 min
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
16. Good Morning, River View High!
Aired 8 June 2020 • 4 min
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
17. Welcome to Bug News
Aired 15 June 2020 • 4 min
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
18. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Aired 29 June 2020 • 7 min
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
19. I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Aired 6 July 2020 • 4 min
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
20. Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Aired 13 July 2020 • 8 min
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
21. All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Aired 27 July 2020 • 4 min
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
22. Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Aired 3 August 2020 • 7 min
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
23. True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Aired 10 August 2020 • 5 min
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
24. Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Aired 17 August 2020 • 7 min
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
25. Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Aired 24 August 2020 • 6 min
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.