Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom — Season 5
The only news team that doesn't know whats on the teleprompter before they read it.
About this season
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Episodes (16)
1. I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
Aired 20 August 2021 • 12 min
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
2. Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
Aired 3 September 2021 • 11 min
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
3. It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
Aired 17 September 2021 • 9 min
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
4. We've Actually Met Before
Aired 1 October 2021 • 13 min
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
5. Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Aired 15 October 2021 • 9 min
Title says it all.
6. I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Aired 29 October 2021 • 8 min
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
7. Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Aired 12 November 2021 • 7 min
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
8. Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Aired 26 November 2021 • 8 min
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
9. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
Aired 10 December 2021 • 10 min
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
10. Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
Aired 24 December 2021 • 11 min
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
11. Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
Aired 7 January 2022 • 10 min
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
12. I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Aired 21 January 2022 • 10 min
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
13. Mi Scusi
Aired 4 February 2022 • 8 min
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
14. Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Aired 18 February 2022 • 10 min
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
15. Fuck Austin Texas
Aired 4 March 2022 • 12 min
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
16. Magic, Love, and Coldplay
Aired 18 March 2022 • 13 min
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.