Seinfeld — Season 3

Aired 18 September 1991 • 22 min

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

Aired 25 September 1991 • 22 min

George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

Aired 2 October 1991 • 22 min

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

Aired 9 October 1991 • 22 min

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

Aired 16 October 1991 • 22 min

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

Aired 30 October 1991 • 22 min

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

Aired 6 November 1991 • 22 min

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

Aired 13 November 1991 • 22 min

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

Aired 20 November 1991 • 22 min

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

Aired 27 November 1991 • 23 min

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

Aired 4 December 1991 • 23 min

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

Aired 11 December 1991 • 22 min

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

Aired 8 January 1992 • 23 min

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

Aired 15 January 1992 • 23 min

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

Aired 29 January 1992 • 23 min

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

Aired 5 February 1992 • 23 min

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

Aired 12 February 1992 • 46 min

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

Aired 12 February 1992 • 23 min

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

Aired 26 February 1992 • 23 min

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

Aired 4 March 1992 • 23 min

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

Aired 25 March 1992 • 23 min

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

Aired 22 April 1992 • 23 min

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

Aired 6 May 1992 • 24 min

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.