Seinfeld — Season 8
A show about nothing.
About this season
A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.
Episodes (22)
1. The Foundation
7.7Aired 19 September 1996 • 22 min
Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.
2. The Soul Mate
7.8Aired 26 September 1996 • 22 min
Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play.
3. The Bizarro Jerry
8.4Aired 3 October 1996 • 23 min
Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend.
4. The Little Kicks
8.3Aired 10 October 1996 • 22 min
Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime.
5. The Package
8.2Aired 17 October 1996 • 22 min
Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo.
6. The Fatigues
7.7Aired 31 October 1996 • 22 min
An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor.
7. The Checks
7.8Aired 7 November 1996 • 22 min
Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her.
8. The Chicken Roaster
8.4Aired 14 November 1996 • 23 min
George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.
9. The Abstinence
8.5Aired 21 November 1996 • 22 min
George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day.
10. The Andrea Doria
8.0Aired 19 December 1996 • 22 min
Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine.
11. The Little Jerry
7.9Aired 9 January 1997 • 22 min
George finds a new romance--in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.
12. The Money
7.7Aired 16 January 1997 • 23 min
Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.
13. The Comeback
8.0Aired 30 January 1997 • 23 min
Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor.
14. The Van Buren Boys
7.8Aired 6 February 1997 • 23 min
Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.
15. The Susie
8.0Aired 13 February 1997 • 22 min
Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker.
16. The Pothole
8.2Aired 20 February 1997 • 22 min
Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway.
17. The English Patient
8.1Aired 13 March 1997 • 22 min
Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.
18. The Nap
8.2Aired 10 April 1997 • 22 min
George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will.
19. The Yada Yada
8.6Aired 24 April 1997 • 26 min
George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose.
20. The Millennium
7.9Aired 1 May 1997 • 22 min
The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
21. The Muffin Tops
8.0Aired 8 May 1997 • 23 min
George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair.
22. The Summer of George
8.2Aired 15 May 1997 • 22 min
Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker.