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Seinfeld — Season 7

A show about nothing.

199524 episodes8.0/10 (642 votes)

About this season

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

Episodes (24)

The Engagement
E1

1. The Engagement

7.8

Aired 21 September 1995 • 23 min

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

The Postponement
E2

2. The Postponement

8.0

Aired 28 September 1995 • 22 min

Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

The Maestro
E3

3. The Maestro

7.9

Aired 5 October 1995 • 22 min

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

The Wink
E4

4. The Wink

8.0

Aired 12 October 1995 • 22 min

George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.

The Hot Tub
E5

5. The Hot Tub

8.1

Aired 19 October 1995 • 22 min

An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.

The Soup Nazi
E6

6. The Soup Nazi

8.9

Aired 2 November 1995 • 22 min

Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.

The Secret Code
E7

7. The Secret Code

8.0

Aired 9 November 1995 • 23 min

George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

The Pool Guy
E8

8. The Pool Guy

8.1

Aired 16 November 1995 • 22 min

An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.

The Sponge
E9

9. The Sponge

7.9

Aired 7 December 1995 • 22 min

Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.

The Gum
E10

10. The Gum

8.1

Aired 14 December 1995 • 22 min

Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.

The Rye
E11

11. The Rye

8.4

Aired 4 January 1996 • 22 min

George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.

The Caddy
E12

12. The Caddy

7.8

Aired 25 January 1996 • 22 min

Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.

The Seven
E13

13. The Seven

7.8

Aired 1 February 1996 • 22 min

Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.

The Cadillac (1)
E14

14. The Cadillac (1)

8.0

Aired 8 February 1996 • 44 min

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

The Cadillac (2)
E15

15. The Cadillac (2)

8.3

Aired 8 February 1996 • 22 min

George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

The Shower Head
E16

16. The Shower Head

8.1

Aired 15 February 1996 • 22 min

Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."

The Doll
E17

17. The Doll

7.8

Aired 22 February 1996 • 22 min

Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

The Friars Club
E18

18. The Friars Club

7.4

Aired 7 March 1996 • 22 min

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.

The Wig Master
E19

19. The Wig Master

7.3

Aired 4 April 1996 • 22 min

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

The Calzone
E20

20. The Calzone

8.2

Aired 25 April 1996 • 41 min

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

The Bottle Deposit (1)
E21

21. The Bottle Deposit (1)

7.7

Aired 2 May 1996 • 22 min

Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

The Bottle Deposit (2)
E22

22. The Bottle Deposit (2)

7.4

Aired 2 May 1996 • 23 min

While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.

The Wait Out
E23

23. The Wait Out

8.1

Aired 9 May 1996 • 22 min

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.

The Invitations
E24

24. The Invitations

8.1

Aired 16 May 1996 • 23 min

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.

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