
Seinfeld — Season 7
A show about nothing.
About this season
A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.
Episodes (24)

1. The Engagement
7.8Aired 21 September 1995 • 23 min
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

2. The Postponement
8.0Aired 28 September 1995 • 22 min
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

3. The Maestro
7.9Aired 5 October 1995 • 22 min
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

4. The Wink
8.0Aired 12 October 1995 • 22 min
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.

5. The Hot Tub
8.1Aired 19 October 1995 • 22 min
An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.

6. The Soup Nazi
8.9Aired 2 November 1995 • 22 min
Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.

7. The Secret Code
8.0Aired 9 November 1995 • 23 min
George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

8. The Pool Guy
8.1Aired 16 November 1995 • 22 min
An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.

9. The Sponge
7.9Aired 7 December 1995 • 22 min
Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.

10. The Gum
8.1Aired 14 December 1995 • 22 min
Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.

11. The Rye
8.4Aired 4 January 1996 • 22 min
George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.

12. The Caddy
7.8Aired 25 January 1996 • 22 min
Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.

13. The Seven
7.8Aired 1 February 1996 • 22 min
Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.

14. The Cadillac (1)
8.0Aired 8 February 1996 • 44 min
George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

15. The Cadillac (2)
8.3Aired 8 February 1996 • 22 min
George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

16. The Shower Head
8.1Aired 15 February 1996 • 22 min
Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."

17. The Doll
7.8Aired 22 February 1996 • 22 min
Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

18. The Friars Club
7.4Aired 7 March 1996 • 22 min
Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.

19. The Wig Master
7.3Aired 4 April 1996 • 22 min
Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

20. The Calzone
8.2Aired 25 April 1996 • 41 min
George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

21. The Bottle Deposit (1)
7.7Aired 2 May 1996 • 22 min
Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

22. The Bottle Deposit (2)
7.4Aired 2 May 1996 • 23 min
While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.

23. The Wait Out
8.1Aired 9 May 1996 • 22 min
Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.

24. The Invitations
8.1Aired 16 May 1996 • 23 min
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.