Seinfeld — Season 5
A show about nothing.
About this season
A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.
Episodes (22)
1. The Mango
8.0Aired 16 September 1993 • 23 min
Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.
2. The Puffy Shirt
8.2Aired 23 September 1993 • 22 min
Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.
3. The Glasses
7.8Aired 30 September 1993 • 22 min
Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.
4. The Sniffing Accountant
7.9Aired 7 October 1993 • 22 min
Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.
5. The Bris
7.5Aired 14 October 1993 • 22 min
Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.
6. The Lip Reader
8.0Aired 28 October 1993 • 22 min
A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.
7. The Non-Fat Yogurt
7.5Aired 4 November 1993 • 22 min
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
8. The Barber
7.8Aired 11 November 1993 • 22 min
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?
9. The Masseuse
7.6Aired 18 November 1993 • 22 min
Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.
10. The Cigar Store Indian
8.0Aired 9 December 1993 • 22 min
Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.
11. The Conversion
7.7Aired 16 December 1993 • 22 min
George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.
12. The Stall
8.1Aired 6 January 1994 • 22 min
George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.
13. The Dinner Party
7.8Aired 3 February 1994 • 22 min
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.
14. The Marine Biologist
8.6Aired 10 February 1994 • 22 min
A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.
15. The Pie
7.9Aired 17 February 1994 • 22 min
A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.
16. The Stand-In
7.4Aired 24 February 1994 • 22 min
George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.
17. The Wife
7.6Aired 17 March 1994 • 22 min
Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.
18. The Raincoats (1)
7.7Aired 28 April 1994 • 42 min
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
19. The Raincoats (2)
6.6Aired 28 April 1994 • 21 min
The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
20. The Fire
8.1Aired 5 May 1994 • 22 min
George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.
21. The Hamptons
7.5Aired 12 May 1994 • 23 min
In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?
22. The Opposite
8.8Aired 19 May 1994 • 23 min
George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."