About this season
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
Episodes (12)
1. Manicure
Aired 24 January 2013 • 2 min
Mary-Kate’s nail art should hang in a museum.
2. Lost in Translation
Aired 31 January 2013 • 3 min
Mary-Kate makes a French connection.
3. Breaking Up
Aired 7 February 2013 • 3 min
Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.
4. Dinner with Hoffman
Aired 14 February 2013 • 3 min
The Oscar creeper sabotages Mary-Kate and Sarkozy’s date.
5. Instagram
Aired 21 February 2013 • 2 min
Who wants daiquiris??? #nofilter
6. Evaluations
Aired 7 March 2013 • 3 min
Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.
7. Shrooms
Aired 13 March 2013 • 3 min
Mary-Kate and Jewish-Looking Girl trip into friendship.
8. Conference Call
Aired 21 March 2013 • 3 min
Mary-Kate needs help with a homework assignment, and enlists the help of everyone she knows.
9. Drinking Game
Aired 28 March 2013 • 3 min
Mary-Kate creates her own drinking game, and quickly gets sick of it.
10. Bad Connection
Aired 11 April 2013 • 3 min
Bodyguard and Mary-Kate’s relationship takes a turn for the staticky.
11. Presentation 5
Aired 18 April 2013 • 3 min
Mary-Kate gives a presentation about the Wig Party.
12. Diamonds Are My Only Friends
Aired 25 April 2013 • 3 min