Two and a Half Men — Season 10
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
About this season
Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.
Episodes (23)
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk
4.9Aired 27 September 2012 • 21 min
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
2. A Big Bag of Dog
5.7Aired 4 October 2012 • 20 min
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
5.4Aired 11 October 2012 • 21 min
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
6.1Aired 18 October 2012 • 21 min
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
5.9Aired 25 October 2012 • 20 min
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
6. Ferrets, Attack!
5.6Aired 1 November 2012 • 20 min
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard
5.3Aired 8 November 2012 • 21 min
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
8. Something My Gynecologist Said
5.8Aired 15 November 2012 • 21 min
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
9. I Scream When I Pee
5.6Aired 29 November 2012 • 20 min
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
10. One Nut Johnson
6.3Aired 6 December 2012 • 21 min
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole
6.0Aired 13 December 2012 • 22 min
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
12. Welcome to Alancrest
5.9Aired 3 January 2013 • 22 min
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line
4.6Aired 10 January 2013 • 21 min
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!
6.0Aired 31 January 2013 • 21 min
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
5.9Aired 7 February 2013 • 21 min
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
5.8Aired 14 February 2013 • 21 min
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
6.1Aired 21 February 2013 • 21 min
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton
5.7Aired 7 March 2013 • 21 min
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
19. Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
5.4Aired 14 March 2013 • 21 min
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
5.2Aired 4 April 2013 • 21 min
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond
4.9Aired 25 April 2013 • 21 min
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
22. My Bodacious Vidalia
5.8Aired 2 May 2013 • 21 min
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
5.6Aired 9 May 2013 • 22 min
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.